LeBron tried to give a kid an autograph and Kobe just slapped the pen out of his hand.

LeBron is calling for a screen so he can get into the locker room. #Kobe

Any chance Ray Allen walked into the meeting with the Miami Heat and said, "Just wanted to tell you to your face that I'm a Celtic."

JODIE MEEKS DUNKED ON YOU. YOU MUST RETIRE FROM BASKETBALL.

I bet as a kid LeBron would play in his driveway and count down 3, 2, 1...and then pass the ball to his buddy.

Will Ferrell is a Staples Center security guard tonight: pic.twitter.com/mI588Ic4

Dwyane "Good Job" Wade and LeBron "Good Effort" James: http://t.co/q7HfhZJ7

Don't ever ever ever compare LeBron James and Michael Jordan ever again.

Chris Bosh, lurking:  http://twitpic.com/c4qgeh 

Kobe just blocked a cup of water out of LeBron's hand.

Durant is crying. Kobe is sharpening knives. And Derrick Rose is staring blankly.

Kobe telling Rusty: "Ya'll aren't gonna win the title without a post scorer. You just got beat by us, and we suck."

Craziest Kobe stat: 47pts? 48mins? 18-18 FTS? 8rebs? 5asts? 4blks? 3stls? 1 turnover? 17th season?

If the Lakers get Dwight to go along with Kobe, Nash and Pau, Mitch Kupchak will crip walk up and down Figueroa.

Kobe's hugging guys, whispering, "Just keep LeBron from winning."

Not telling @mettaworldpeace what to do, but LA could really swing momentum if Tony Parker happened to run into one solid punch.

When the Clippers lose in the Playoffs, their fans will say, "Hey, this was a great year for us." Because that's what losers do.

Dwight's back, Nash's leg, Pau's foot, Dwight's shoulder, Kobe's ankle, Metta's knee, Kobe's foot, Nash's back, D'Antoni's brain.

Miami fans cheering a dunk, after the whistle, proving once again, Miami fans have no f*cking clue what's going on.

Tim Bradley didn't even know if he won the fight. Said he has to go "watch the tape." Boxing is done.