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I am in a terrible mood again...that's 2 years in a row now!
Trolls,trolls everywhere.Angry little men in their mother's basements using vile language to convey their brain's single-celled thoughts.Sad
I had to get rid of my kids. The cats were allergic.
My kids keep fighting about whose mommy's favourite which is strange cos all my favourite kids live on the next street ;)
Hey, here's a condom for you. If ur gonna act like a dick, you should dress like one....
What happens when you Twittercide? Does someone call a Twambulance? Is there a lot of paperwork to fill out? Asking for a friend o_O
When your little brother-in-law threatens to send all your pics to Pornhub...o_O
Why doesn't Twitter have a "poke" function? Or a "stab" function? Or even just a "warning shot to the knee" function?
So first FB censored my comments, then I got reported and now I think I'm blocked. Looks like I'm moving to Twitter indefinitely - got room?
I don't wear a wedding ring. If I wanted to wear handcuffs, I'd use the ones in my lingerie drawer.
8yr old pointed out this morning that a onesie is all warm and snuggly until you need to pee... Then your onesie becomes a nonesie!!
"It's like you're not even trying to get more followers!!" she said. IKR?
My levels of friendship:
a) Take a bullet for you
b) Dodge a bullet for you
c) Put a bullet in you if you turned into a zombie or had Ebola