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The interveiwer said drug testing was required I said no prob. I test most of them on a daily basis... Still need a fucking job!
I like to wake up and smoke a joint to forget that i woke up.
In retrospect nice rack probably souldnt have been the first words out of my mouth when that female offcer walked up to my car.
Just got off the phone with the shop. Told me my give a fuck is still broke & may not be repairable.
God I hope my wife don't stalk my TL next time she logs on! Wait she knows I'm a stupid drunk! Nevermind its all good!
Sience project! Im off to see how weed & alcohol mix with the skittles I had for lunch....WEEEE!
Some things can only be earned no amount of money could ever replace them "trust" "respect" & "friendship"
The secret to a happy life 1) A bad ass Harley 2) A hot ass chick 3) The money it takes to support having 1 & 2
YES! just found out the boss is going out of town for 5 days so i can fuck off like normal but no worries of her walking in finding me baked
40min till im off to find the bottom of a wine bottel!
If my T/L gets any more clogged with #TeamFollowback RTs and if you want more #ff follow so & so im going to start unfollowing!!! GOT IT??
Im going to sue the maker of these wine glasses when i got them the box said dishwasher safe & my wife still broke one
When i get stoned in the morning i get nothing done. I think tomarrow ill try getting drunk!
Speeking of my boss she is about to b sorry she gave me a company credit card! A 45cal hole in this computer is starting 2 look real good!
What the fuck is up with #FB any way? My family all says i sould join. I sould just give them my twitter name than they would beg me not to!
I need a filthy rich sex addict...Enough said!
If Im not screwed up now give it 5min. Ill tweet something stupid!