Macklemore should troll the entire rap game and do SNL in a Sounders jersey

If people were as concerned about healthcare in the US as they were about the NFL we wouldn't all have diabetes

Now Te'o is claiming Lennay Kakuna has evolved into Lennay Beedril. That's a pokemon joke. Thanks for following.

BREAKING: Sacramento mayor Kevin Johnson has secured investment group to buy and keep Phoenix Coyotes in Glendale

Greetings, Chris Hansen. It appears you enjoy painful and frustrating processes. May I interest you in the Washington State Cougars?

Mariners agree to terms with 1B/DH Mike Sweeney for a $20 gift card to McDonalds and performance-based incentives (Ichiro bobblehead)

Seahawks OT Greg Oden injured on the play

Do you think the Sounders organization is just sitting in a conference room laughing their heads off at the Mariners today?

CBS to retool #DowntonPBS for the 10s. Lady Edith starts blogging. Lord Grantham loses a bunch of money on the mortgage crisis

Washington Legalizes Cougar Basketball

"Congrats Tony Wroten!" -Coug player. "Glad he's gone" -Husky fans

Everyone who keeps complaining about the lack of an Arrested Development movie needs to watch #runningwilde tonight.

I would like #hockey please. #Seattle

Pretty sure we need to get #ReBeaved trending

Nothing bad has ever happened in the second half of a WSU/Oregon game

Russell Wilson makes me happy too pic.twitter.com/xLaNeG2r

#FireLorenzoRomar #LorenzoRomar4WSU

Hey folks that was only the biggest comeback in 105 Apple Cups

We could have lots of cheap, reliable energy in America if people would learn to get over their fear of nuclear power. (jumps off soapbox)

90% OF SEATTLE IS NOT WEARING PANTS #NOPANTS