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RIP Chris Brown? Twitter has killed more black people then Hurricane Katrina.
#BestThingsAboutBeingSingle -no drama -no fighting -no crying -no feelings -no confusion -no worries -no PROBLEMS!
#Neverinamillionyears Will I read the terms & conditions, but i will always accept.
#DontBeMadAtMeBecause I'm Tweeting too much, that's the whole point of twitter is to TWEET.
#DrakeCriesWhen He realizes both of his eyebrows are "ON ONE"
#UKnowUHungryWhen You keep walking to your Refrigerator knowing Damn well there's nothing there.
Worst Passwords of 2011 : "kimswedding" ... Too short & not strong enough.
#Inthe90s I watched rugrats, hey arnold, doug, dexter lab, johnny brovo, and looney toons...Now we stuck with 16 & pregnant and Maury!
#Theawkwardmoment when it's #NationalKissDay and you have no one to kiss.
#Shedidntcallbecause The first thing you Text her was "Send me a pic" She wants a man, not a thirsty B*tch.
Since when is being 16 & pregnant cool? #ThatsNotRight I prefer a show called 18 & graduated.
#Rappernames Put "Lil or "Young" infront of the name & you can be a rapper "Lil Nemo", "Young spongebob"
#IForgiveYou Because I'm mature enough, but not dumb enough to trust you again.
#OnlyFatPeople Drink diet sodas with a full course Mc Donalds meal, Thinking it's gonna make a difference.
Say #No2Racism. Be like a panda, they're black, white and asian...but not mexican... so be like a panda holding a Taco
You see a girl from behind & your like DAMNNNNNNNN, You see her face then you're like damm... #Talkaboutawkward
#HoodRatNamesOnFaceBook Shaniqua WearMoreTracksthanNascar Johnson
#Youcantdateme If you disrespect your mom, if they disrespect their mother, there's a good chance they'd disrespect you.
Any rapper that can rap & send a CLEAR message without cursing #Imdigginthat
You say you're working on your summer body, #IfIWereU I'd work on that face too.
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