RIP Chris Brown? Twitter has killed more black people then Hurricane Katrina.

#BestThingsAboutBeingSingle -no drama -no fighting -no crying -no feelings -no confusion -no worries -no PROBLEMS!

#Neverinamillionyears Will I read the terms & conditions, but i will always accept.

#DontBeMadAtMeBecause I'm Tweeting too much, that's the whole point of twitter is to TWEET.

#DrakeCriesWhen He realizes both of his eyebrows are "ON ONE"

#UKnowUHungryWhen You keep walking to your Refrigerator knowing Damn well there's nothing there.

Worst Passwords of 2011 : "kimswedding" ... Too short & not strong enough.

#Inthe90s I watched rugrats, hey arnold, doug, dexter lab, johnny brovo, and looney toons...Now we stuck with 16 & pregnant and Maury!

#Theawkwardmoment when it's #NationalKissDay and you have no one to kiss.

#Shedidntcallbecause The first thing you Text her was "Send me a pic" She wants a man, not a thirsty B*tch.

Since when is being 16 & pregnant cool? #ThatsNotRight I prefer a show called 18 & graduated.

#Rappernames Put "Lil or "Young" infront of the name & you can be a rapper "Lil Nemo", "Young spongebob"

#IForgiveYou Because I'm mature enough, but not dumb enough to trust you again.

#OnlyFatPeople Drink diet sodas with a full course Mc Donalds meal, Thinking it's gonna make a difference.

Say #No2Racism. Be like a panda, they're black, white and asian...but not mexican... so be like a panda holding a Taco

You see a girl from behind & your like DAMNNNNNNNN, You see her face then you're like damm... #Talkaboutawkward

#HoodRatNamesOnFaceBook Shaniqua WearMoreTracksthanNascar Johnson

#Youcantdateme If you disrespect your mom, if they disrespect their mother, there's a good chance they'd disrespect you.

Any rapper that can rap & send a CLEAR message without cursing #Imdigginthat

You say you're working on your summer body, #IfIWereU I'd work on that face too.