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Hey girls, take it easy with all the mustache memorabilia. You take something fun and beat it to death until its ruined, stop.
Just dropped the soap while washing my shoulders but caught it, mid air, behind my back, with my left hand. The line to blow me starts here.
I just threw out a cigarette that had at least two drags left in it like I'm some sort of a fucking millionaire.