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This dude is playing the fucking tea kettle. You hipsters need to stop.
I typed "I'm feeling" and auto-complete was like "lonely?"
it sucks that the only way to get good at stuff that you're bad at is by doing them
Bus drivers swear they're bouncers.
What is Wilfred actually doing when he's smoking?
It's not quitting if you don't start!
I need to do laundry so I took a nap and now I'm watching the sutff on my Hulu queue that's about to expire.
Unlimited Metrocards allow you to take the train one stop to Dunkin Donuts and that is glorious.
Still waiting for a first wind
Stop listening to rappers and open a savings account.
Anyone who buys pie flavored gum is nasty AF.
Trying to be social <<<<<<<<<<<
Rise and feel like shit.