Dear Phone, I'm aware your battery is low. Blinking & vibrating every 5 seconds will just kill you faster. I thought you were a smart phone.

Ladies, don't be proud that every guy wants you... Cheap items have many buyers.

(((((*CUMS ON TWEET*)))))) RT @super_spotter: *SEXUAL #GBAGS !!!!!! ▬▬▬▬▬▬► RT @lumzoid: Sperm messages all over my DM :-("

x² + y +8 [(x + 2y ² = a-z] + 2x ³ + (- 2z = 2. 4) + 10y - 5Z ³= k= 9. x...Yeah, I can definitely see how this is gonna help me in life.

Birth Control Pills should be for men. It makes much more sense to unload a gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest.

So Usain Bolt is stupid enough to think football is all about running?? smh... Alex Fergusson, LET HIM PLAY

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a Great #ShoutOut to ma #TrollSon.... @pumpieku..... keep grinding son, slowly.... I gat u!
#TeamFollowBack

TEACHER: Behind every successful man is a woman, wat do we learn from tis?.. ME: We should forget school & find tat WOMAN now!!
#Stolen

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Eii!! RT @baffy072: #ShinaRamboBars sipping Fanta by d Seaside.....FANTASY

((((((*PAPER CANCELLED*)))))) RT @super_spotter: {{{{*INCLUDING Ʊ ▬▬▬▬▬▬► RT @olowo2much: All the boys in My exam hall was all cheating!

RT @madriapova: RT @i_gentle_o: RT @ahmsbaba: RT @akpraise: RT if your AVI is really YOU!

Dis match is actually "FIFA vs AC MILAN"
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Let @redmicap do da singing, let @officialkjay do da Flow, and put @nel_magnum on da beat.. Expecting a project like dat guys. #TeamApville

:( One Sad Truth! >>>>RT @son_of_brytxtar: No matter how expensive she is, there's someone somewhere banging her for FREE!

Go out all day looking good and I see no one I know. Go out for 5 minutes looking like shit and it's all of a sudden a fucking reuinion.

KNOCKOUT!! *added to favorites* RT @tweetoracle: ur STUPIDITY is like PEAK milk,"ITS IN U" "@overgraduate1:He has ... http://t.co/So78azPc"

#GBAM!!!! RT @lana_verified: W.A.E.C, U.M.E, B.Sc, M.Sc, P.hd, MRS, R.I.P............ Vanity!"

Sleep + social life = bad grades. Good grades + sleep = no social life. Good grades + social life = no sleep. #Greatness