Nick Lidstrom could've spent the past 6 months eating nothing but Little Caesars and he'd still be Detroit's best defenseman tomorrow

@greeneyedlilo nah... @bryanjfischer gets enough exercise jumping to conclusions, running lies, flying off the handle and pushing his luck.

If I won the Powerball, I would buy sooo many Powerball tickets

@jeff_gluck I'd quit immediately...like this. pic.twitter.com/adBLuqVNIC

Family #polarbear nap time #cutedose  http://ow.ly/i/28Un6 

Here’s another Powerball question for you: If you won, would you quit your job right away, eventually or never?

wtf 1 pm start for Wings/Hawks. Babcock had to get up at like 6 to start fixing his hair

Bloomberg's Advice To Average People: Skip College And Become A Plumber
 http://gothamist.com/2013/05/18/bloombergs_advice_to_average_people.php …

I played Hurleys numbers on "Lost" for Powerball tonight. Excitedly frightened.

I have 8 voicemails from some drunk guy this morning, but at least none of them are from work.

Mr. Krabs lives in Bikini Bottom. Think about it..... Take all the time you need.

#RememberWhenBarackObama was called a socialist despite corporate profits and the stock market being at all time highs.

#RememberWhenBarackObama saved the auto industry

Rain is moving in quickly radar at 9:32am  http://twitpic.com/crfysv  #cltwx #nascar

Saturday column from Consol: THE SMARTEST MAN IN HOCKEY  http://triblive.com/sports/dejankovacevic/dejancolumns/4008805-74/crosby-anderson-karlsson#axzz2T0zeuDwS … #Pens #TribHKY pic.twitter.com/ox9gG5tJmw

The problem with government of the people, by the people and for the people is the people.

I'm always hearing about this Kyle Busch fellow dominating Truck and Nationwide races. Someone should give him a shot in Cup some day.

This ain't The Onion: Wall Street Journal urges "more atmospheric carbon dioxide"  http://bit.ly/10XniJz 

We need to solve this goalie... #RookieHazing #Pens

Engelland minus-2 in only 8:49 of ice time. You have as much a chance of playing in Game 3 as he does. #TribHKY