If art has no heart then it's all for nothing.

I hearted her and she smiley faced all over me!

Playing hind n seek with my money. This game has gone on for too long...

I'm an American. With globally sourced parts.

Irregular thoughts are my morning cereal.

Knowledge is the key to unlock societies shackles and cages.

i really cannot believe how strange it is to be anything at all.

Well outside the lines of expectable behavior.

I feel like a hundred bucks in the pocket of a gambling lush.

Beat you half to death twice and then face smack you back to life.

Kinky, because it keeps a relationship from going stale.

A book of lies and I'll just erase them until it spells the truth.

No one could possibly hate me more then my reflection.

Indescribable: you had to be there.

I overdraft like a modern man.

Don't be a kiss ass and then complain when you start tasting shit.

@rubyameow fearless comedy is the best remedy for anything!

MVP of the Super Bowl (power outage)

I'm forced to kiss the ring of the same bell I was saved by.

Great! now I'm hungry and thirsty all at the same time! Thanks! @pussy