Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Put my Heat 2012 Champion hat in closet...saw my Dolphin hat but pretended i was texting on my phone and avoided eye contact with it..
Marlon Moore walks into Dolphin locker room and is asked immediately by Brian Hartline for $79.95 for his cat's glamour shots at WalMart
Bulls/Lakers/Celtics/Knicks fans all running to find out what time the Spurs bandwagon pulls up to the station..
Hush a little Boshy don't say a word...LeBron gonna win you a.....NBA Championship and destroy Boston and NY doing it. #itdoesntrhyme #fucku
My dream is that the Dolphins get so good that the rest of NFL fans start calling me a "Bandwagon" Fin fan on twitter..
If there is a god..Richie and Martin were dating.
When I die hell will be a never ending negotiation between Ireland and a lineman.
Tannehill in locker room right now bullying anybody he can, throwing arounf the "N" word, stealing wallets..praying to be suspended today.
This would have been my first day back on Twitter if Ray Allen misses that 3 pointer...
Giving Ireland money / draft picks is same as giving the homeless guy with the beer can $$ and thinking he will use it on food this time..
/Mike Miller opens locker..grabs all the body parts that have fallen off the last 2 years and places them in overnight bag..
Jeff Ireland sucks so bad at his job he literally has to wait until other teams cut shitty players so we can just field a team. #FIRELAND
Spo, there are no rotations for Wade and LeBron tonight. You ride them like Seabiscuit and Secretariat..all night.
Love that Marino's FF team name on CBS is "Fake Spike"...