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Some craic if #BeliebersAreFat actually trended #teachthecuntsalesson
I would turn gay for Gary Lightbody..
I had a dream last night that I was a garda with a taser. Best. Dream. Ever.
Dreading to see what work make of my hair #SackedInTheMorning
Awkward moment when you thought the hat left in your house belonged to a male friend rather than the girl it actually belonged to
About 2 miles from city centre and Meteor have no 3g coverage #cunts
#ThanksToOneDirection Twitter can be a very fucking annoying place
An Irish Evertonian- two things which you shouldn't hold against me. Fluent in Irish, English and Bolloxology