@yelling_bird And So I Watch You Fuck From Afar

@justincardinal @marcoarment If it were Google they would have said “FaceTime will be a part of every smart phone this time next year”

The Bagels: a jewish Bangles cover band. Eternal Flame, actually about Chanukah

Drinking a beer the way God intended, shirtless.

I think we should stop calling it a farmers tan and start calling it Armbré.

Hey guys, best dog name ever: Quesadilla

Stretch goal: two million beers.

I wanna kickstart a million beers.

@dohimjob @treyandthings “Thief dropped the phone immediately. Was ordered to ‘pick it up’” #whatihopethepolicereportsays

Lost my voice because of @elwayband on Friday night, still isn’t back yet and now I have to teach. #wayworthit #fest11

Guys, @oliviaphelps is taking bites out of string cheese like a SOCIOPATH. Make her stop.

@jephjacques And So I Worship You From Afar

God this new Big Eyes album is killer. Cc @taylorcocke

@treyandthings oh I crack some jokes. On my teaching reviews under “Weaknesses” one student put “Wears Plaid Everyday” #jokes #coolTA

Grad School: Having beers the night before a test because what the fuck ever

And the headphones still work!

We can do this. #kickstartamillionbeers

“@rmac18: Sergey Brin in Google Glass driving a pink Tesla dressed like a batmobile  http://image-store.slidesharecdn.com/54659f6c-9d90-11e2-b861-22000a98b3f2-original.jpg …” Oh god, paging @satellitehigh

“Who’s that actress Chorizo Throne?” “You mean Charlize Theron” “Yeah her”

Digging it. #InboxZero via @mailbox pic.twitter.com/tbzswzsO