@marcoarment Can't wait until your Instapaper competitors release copycats like 'The Pamphlet', 'The Journal', and of course 'The Newspaper'

Another GIF vs JIF debate? Really? It’s a hard G people, I don’t care what the inventor says. C’mon, it stands for ‘graphics’.

@neiltyson Such a thing would have made the creation of the pyramids even more impressive.

NOW ERR’BODY IN DA CLUB ACTING RESPONSIBLY AND CALLING A CAB TO GET HOME, ALSO THEY TIPPED THE BARTENDER HANDSOMELY

I think the problem here is that they're trying to shoehorn a desktop workflow into a place where it doesn't fit:  http://www.macworld.com/article/2028968/why-the-ipad-still-cant-be-a-true-mac-replacement.html …

How have I not seen this yet  http://i.imgur.com/h3JxIfw.png 

@marcoarment Grab some pipes and rubber from Home Depot and custom-design a one-of-a-kind bespoke Aeropress.

@draftsapp I wrote a review of Drafts, figured you guys might be interested: http://t.co/GvsHknbB

Reminder:  http://i.imgur.com/nuR4V.gif 

@psomyd @hegelsbagels @dudehugs hahahaha I took a picture of that SAME EXACT car almost a year ago:  http://instagram.com/p/LWHp7TJ3C4/ 

This is what I imagine @mattalexand's life must be like:  http://aking.ca/files/tumblr_mmgppxQ5BF1qdlh1io1_250.gif …

It's getting to the point where products aren't even quite released yet before @viticci has a detailed review of them.

@psomyd "Employee meets all criteria for promotion, but keeps discussing Weird Twitter with patients."

Can’t…stop…won’t…stop… *krumps uncontrollably*

We are all @nexttechblog. We do not forgive. We do not forget. Expect Us.

Still waiting on someone to acquire me for $1.1 billion.

@hegelsbagels *pushes 5-feet-thick glasses further up nose than previously thought possible* UM I THINK YOU'LL FIND IT'S "MACFARLANE"?!?!?!?

I love physical mail because its like a mini-Christmas that happens throughout the year.

POPE PIPE IS SMOKING Y'ALL, I REPEAT, THE PIPE IS SMOKING

@hegelsbagels *puts down ayn rand book, checks steampunk pocketwatch, puts on guy fawkes mask, checks all jorts pockets, tightens utility be