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I refuse to conform to the norms of society. I'd choose oriental flavor over chicken flavored ramen any day..
Say hi to Bubba for me, Jerry.
Definitely gonna be checking out Clay Aiken's holiday tour.
My food consumption for the day: tobacco.
On my michael phelps shit. And by that I mean smoking weed and eating Subway. Not swimming.
"Sailor Gang Or Die!" -Popeye
Wake ^. Bake ^. Cake ^.
My New Years resolution is to not have to pre-game by myself next year. #ihavefriends #iswear
I woke up in my bed this one time, kind of like a bugatti.
Right place, wrong time.
We're all just dolphins without a porpoise.
What to do now.....
Still waiting on a sarcasm font.
Stop taking pictures of your food.
I don't put anything past anyone.
These refs nowadays are soooo weak. It makes me sick