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This "teamfollowback" sounds like either an elite team of ninjas or a group of really horny frightening ppl.
Fucking ridiculous this whole having to eat all the god damn time to live thing.
No one was hurt in my hate rage. No worries, I took a Xanax & zonked out.
My leather office chair just did't feel right. Flipped it over, a screw was loose.
I f'g tightened it. I Don't need a man.
I had eggs for breakfast & chicken for dinner; in case anyone's wondering which came first.
Decided to make this a Fuck This & Fuck That kind of day. It's working out.
If you're able to 'talk', while cuddling, after sex; you're not doing it right.
It's not my fault my emotions are all over the place, my music's on shuffle.
Sorry guys! Just took a xanax & am going to have to tweet my every move so I can remember where I last set the tv remote down.
When you accidentally mistype "my" for "me" I automatically read it with an Irish accent.
There's somethin about when a guy says"I feel like we'r always running in2 1another"in all random parts of a Lg. bldg. isnt just coincidence
Totally just got squirted pulling the tab out of the carton of milk, didn't even flinch.
Some times I truly amaze myself how the bullshit just flies right the fuck out of my mouth.
Im not changing. I hope these tiny red 70s shorts & white pennywise tee exposing my nips makes my ex blue, in the balls. Fuckface.
Chivalry is Not Dead!! That's a total myth.
~You just have to be young & beautiful <3 Or Really old.
