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My husband just farted. This in itself is not unusual, but it sounded exactly like the first two notes of "Brass Monkey" by The Beastie Boys
Giant raccoons have taken over my backyard. They're the gangsters of all woodland creatures.
When will I get over knowing that Wilford Brimley was Howard Hughes' bodyguard? Never. Oatmeal, diabetic medical supplies, and now this?
Just saw the brightest, longest shooting star of my life. So cool! Also, I'm certain a giant raccoon was lurking in the bushes :/
Okay, it's official - every single tied end of a balloon I see reminds me of a belly button...
Abe Vigoda and Erik Estrada in "Fish and CHiPs"
Cello-playing palindromist. Lover of Nutella. Breakdance competition and House music junkie.