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I wish every time a guy thrusts during sex it sounded like collecting coins in Super Mario Bros.
My hair is flaming red and all I drink is Irish whiskey and beer. Make wise decisions if you play with me.
I made $40 in five minutes! We won't go in to detail.
People just like me because I have a filthy sense of humor and a dirty mouth. Oh. And I love the cock.
If I had a dick, I would probably fuck an open chest wound.
Someone please, come hold me down.
If you star let's say, 80% of my tweets, come get in bed with me already. Quit playing silly games. Hahaha.
When your motor skills are akin to that of a zombie; you know your night is better than everyone else's.
Even though I haven't seen you in years, yours is a funeral I would fly to from anywhere.
If you star my tweets. I'm going to follow you. Them's the rules. So is buying liquor every day, if you live in Oklahoma.
I used my nipple to type this.
Masturbation is the solution to EVERYTHING!
Dear fat girls that wear red lipstick, you don't look "pin-up" or "glamorous" you just look like a whored out clown. Stop it.
Don't eyeball me, boy. I'll fucking skull fuck you.
<-------- voted most likely to fuck someone she met on Twitter. Just get me a fucking gin and tonic.
I'm not a bitch, I just hate your stupid, ugly-cunt face.
Private Twitter accounts. Are you fucking serious? Hahahaha. Fags.
Truth be told: comic books make me happier than any penis could.
SHUT UP ABOUT THE GOOGLE FUCKING PLUS. I DON'T GIVE A SHIT. SUCK MY CLIT.
WAKE UP AND COOK ME BACON AND EGGS. SLUT.
Gummy bears grow inside my uterus. I smoke marijuana quite often because frankly, no one likes a bar rat (or bar slut). Engaged. Gamer. Neglectful Volvo owner.