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I wish every time a guy thrusts during sex it sounded like collecting coins in Super Mario Bros.
My hair is flaming red and all I drink is Irish whiskey and beer. Make wise decisions if you play with me.
People just like me because I have a filthy sense of humor and a dirty mouth. Oh. And I love the cock.
If you star let's say, 80% of my tweets, come get in bed with me already. Quit playing silly games. Hahaha.
When your motor skills are akin to that of a zombie; you know your night is better than everyone else's.
Even though I haven't seen you in years, yours is a funeral I would fly to from anywhere.
If you star my tweets. I'm going to follow you. Them's the rules. So is buying liquor every day, if you live in Oklahoma.
Dear fat girls that wear red lipstick, you don't look "pin-up" or "glamorous" you just look like a whored out clown. Stop it.
-Everyone
<-------- voted most likely to fuck someone she met on Twitter. Just get me a fucking gin and tonic.
SHUT UP ABOUT THE GOOGLE FUCKING PLUS. I DON'T GIVE A SHIT. SUCK MY CLIT.
Gummy bears grow inside my uterus. I smoke marijuana quite often because frankly, no one likes a bar rat (or bar slut). Engaged. Gamer. Neglectful Volvo owner.
