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  • GuyAdvisor
      GuyAdvisor @GuyAdvisor

    Gift @GuyAdvisor Favstar Pro to unlock their best tweet!Gift them Pro!

    • 1,255
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    • 694
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    STOTLEI_Mee_Myself_JosesLovesYouBillFienbergryaninco__BarebakAssassinNotJustJack______DefrostDisney
  • GuyAdvisor
      GuyAdvisor @GuyAdvisor

    I towed my car to the mechanic and he said "Looks like you blew a tranny."

    "No," I responded. "That's just toothpaste."

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    • 412
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    BillFienbergTrigg3rHippieDeanB15partiallyproBlazedDonuts______omarcheerioA_Bit_Too_Rude____JackCojiSan______Dr_Oy__Terenia01
  • GuyAdvisor
      GuyAdvisor @GuyAdvisor

    True love is when someone is attracted to you for the fact that you're batshit crazy, not despite it.

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    CanadianMclovinJay1972JayDarkTallBastardbri_baker2__FunniestEverJohnDuffy21__dru0887JUSTLisandra
    • 445
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    BillFienbergRamblingMachine__MizBlueBallsthtchicmichelleswollenvoice
  • GuyAdvisor
      GuyAdvisor @GuyAdvisor

    Hey, Gals! The fastest way to a man's heart is by trying to suck it out directly through his penis as many times a day as you possibly can

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    • 263
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    BillFienbergLove_Gunn________
  • GuyAdvisor
      GuyAdvisor @GuyAdvisor

    Fact: The first time a guy gets to shower with a girl, she comes out with the cleanest boobs ever

    • 638
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    CanadianMclovinhipnhopeElKnuckelhombreJohnDuffy21__dru0887ihuffpaintejmichaels1XclairemckX
    • 292
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    JosesLovesYoujoeljeffreyWuDaFucCanadian_Hoserbrentsisley
  • GuyAdvisor
      GuyAdvisor @GuyAdvisor

    There have been reports of cougar sightings in my neighborhood, so I set a trap with Journey's Greatest Hits and a nice cabernet

    • 640
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    CanadianMclovinElKnuckelhombreFunniestEverJohnDuffy21__dru0887ejmichaels1StephenBCramer___SeaKing1________
    • 280
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    GetCougarizedSkunkFarts_Shizzle__________
  • GuyAdvisor
      GuyAdvisor @GuyAdvisor

    Spice things up by sprinkling glitter on your penis. She will feel as though she's riding a magical unicorn to a faraway land 3 minutes away

    • 413
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    • 470
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    MisterSnuggl3s
  • GuyAdvisor
      GuyAdvisor @GuyAdvisor

    Me: You know, talking to yourself doesn't make you crazy.
    Me: I know, right?
    Me: It's a sign of advanced intelligence.
    Me: High-5.
    Me: Word.

    • 505
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    CanadianMclovinTweetTheDudejkramblesBobbi_9Bob_JankeMaddieVonStarkSuchaDumbWorldchristinawilder
    • 337
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    CVTBaby
  • GuyAdvisor
      GuyAdvisor @GuyAdvisor

    Hey, Gang! When a woman dresses sexy, she only wants attractive men to look at her. Not you, ugly creeper douchebag molester fuck.

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    • 198
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    supastar04________
  • GuyAdvisor
      GuyAdvisor @GuyAdvisor

    Remember, Kids... If you have to ask if she had an orgasm, the answer is no.

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    CanadianMclovinDirtyHarryBDtheonlygoldencipollonskyPS_IRuddYouJohnDuffy21__StephenBCramer__thereverendcink
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    goodersuk74______PORNOPINIONmartycip
  • GuyAdvisor
      GuyAdvisor @GuyAdvisor

    Remember, Kids... The only thing sexier than a smart woman is a smart woman with a kickin' body who's into anal and owns a liquor store

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    CanadianMclovinJohnDuffy21__StephenBCramer__zaliseha_ErinWdavid8hughesDSLikesItdanivdiddles
    • 188
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    GnrlHumanjake_likes_napsShezKayanidiotinNYC______PrettyKittyxo69__kababchee__slyoung5Sam_stone31
    failing_at_life
  • GuyAdvisor
      GuyAdvisor @GuyAdvisor

    Did you know? Women have super powers. They can see right through your bullshit.

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    SuSuSuDonym______
  • GuyAdvisor
      GuyAdvisor @GuyAdvisor

    Hey, everyone using KY:

    You know what makes an excellent lubricant?

    Licking the clitoris for 10 minutes. Save your money and try foreplay

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    CanadianMclovinStephenBCramer__RowdyBergerJodyToneAbbeWilfongSGCpostslouiselelouxThe_KJM
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    drunkNnaughty
  • GuyAdvisor
      GuyAdvisor @GuyAdvisor

    If your wife/girlfriend asks if there's anyone in the world you'd leave her for, she means actress or model, not a co-worker or her sister

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    CanadianMclovinStephenBCramer__GirltoMomthereverendcinkRowdyBerger__Syncophant__Sam_stone31Jayneymoo
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    supastar04________
  • GuyAdvisor
      GuyAdvisor @GuyAdvisor

    TWITTER AVI GUIDE:

    Head Shot: Funny.
    Mirror: Easy.
    Animal: Fugly.
    Skyline: Not funny.
    Cleavage: Boobies.
    Drawn smoking a pipe: Huge penis

    • 363
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    Bob_JankeheroinsdemisefuzzlimeDSweetcockStephenBCramer__thereverendcinkRowdyBergeryoursfortonight
    • 138
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    fuzzlimeDSweetcockImaFlyontheWallstacey_valdez__Syncophant__Jenny4ashleymeggymae3__boychickenlover
  • GuyAdvisor
      GuyAdvisor @GuyAdvisor

    Women with an insatiable sexual appetite are labeled "Nymphomaniacs." Males with the same affliction are called "Men"

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    StephenBCramer__GirltoMomthereverendcinkRowdyBergerSam_stone31Jayneymoodoompencilsuralsteve
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    Iscof
  • GuyAdvisor
      GuyAdvisor @GuyAdvisor

    To all the girls I've loved before:

    Penicillin

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    heroinsdemisefuzzlimeFunniestEverbotandythereverendcinkRowdyBergerImaFlyontheWallSam_stone31
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    PetrF2____________
  • GuyAdvisor
      GuyAdvisor @GuyAdvisor

    Hey, Kids! What do you get when you choke a prostitute?

    An erection.

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    thereverendcinkRowdyBergerNotawhinerImaFlyontheWall__Syncophant__Sam_stone31Jayneymoosiposaurus
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    kevnastoYouFuckingWon
  • GuyAdvisor
      GuyAdvisor @GuyAdvisor

    Hey, Kids! If you need to borrow my phone to call your mom, just hit redial.

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    ford414__________
  • GuyAdvisor
      GuyAdvisor @GuyAdvisor

    I've created the ultimate babe: 2 vaginas, 4 boobs, and 2 mouths for double oral. Okay, so I duct taped 2 hookers together, but it's awesome

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