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  • GuyAdvisor
      GuyAdvisor @GuyAdvisor

    Cleavage is the original Jedi Mind Trick.

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    dellen01heywizardsonly___SeaKing1________John26649305RatBatallionukulelezellGirltoMomDickFurari
    • 690
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    Sweet21Girl93sdcharger1969overallexpertCris_teazyyy_SeaKing1________Rolltide_mnGirltoMomscottthetwat
    STOTLEI_Mee_Myself_JosesLovesYouBillFienbergryanincoBarebakAssassinNotJustJack______DefrostDisney
  • GuyAdvisor
      GuyAdvisor @GuyAdvisor

    I towed my car to the mechanic and he said "Looks like you blew a tranny."

    "No," I responded. "That's just toothpaste."

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    Lonely_SliceFabian6amoverallexpertLeafsKarlbrad_fr_kelleyBackBayBubbly_SeaKing1________travsi
    • 402
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    _SeaKing1________DickFurariqwertying69jonsiscottthetwatRowdyBergeroye_gujjuDJLIWIKZ
    BillFienbergTrigg3rHippieDeanB15partiallyproBlazedDonuts______JiminyKicksItA_Bit_Too_Rude____JackCojiSan______Dr_OyTerenia01
  • GuyAdvisor
      GuyAdvisor @GuyAdvisor

    True love is when someone is attracted to you for the fact that you're batshit crazy, not despite it.

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    StephenBCramerjillianmay_HalfSanePrnessdellen01WhiteLesleyanne_SeaKing1________khajrakhskinnymarie
    • 441
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    jillianmay_HalfSanePrnessobi_ian_kenobioverallexpertMcSniper66__Yerin___SeaKing1________GirltoMom
    BillFienbergRamblingMachine__MizBlueBallsthtchicmichelleswollenvoice
  • GuyAdvisor
      GuyAdvisor @GuyAdvisor

    Hey, Gals! The fastest way to a man's heart is by trying to suck it out directly through his penis as many times a day as you possibly can

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    Lonely_Slicedellen01ClarkDorey_SeaKing1________thereverendcink2ndCitySaintRowdyBergeroye_gujju
    • 261
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    ClarkDoreyoverallexpertMcSniper66_SeaKing1________RowdyBergeroye_gujjudavedeckStephenBCramer
    BillFienbergLove_Gunn________
  • GuyAdvisor
      GuyAdvisor @GuyAdvisor

    Fact: The first time a guy gets to shower with a girl, she comes out with the cleanest boobs ever

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    XclairemckXynqijustussteelMehrangizCbrexton_seanthatcrazybl0ndejnjonsie__NVelinsky6
    • 290
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    lizzie_antoneShaeAaronQuibellprwglass1StvonerjustinTheAlexPcigarinCliqueasaurus
    JosesLovesYoujoeljeffreyWuDaFucCanadian_Hoserbrentsisley
  • GuyAdvisor
      GuyAdvisor @GuyAdvisor

    There have been reports of cougar sightings in my neighborhood, so I set a trap with Journey's Greatest Hits and a nice cabernet

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    StephenBCramer_SeaKing1________thereverendcinkRowdyBergeroye_gujjuRockKrallerWhiskeyBritlacrossemom5
    • 278
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    oye_gujjuWhiskeyBritLMacd1thatguy_kevEmancipatiiveCatire_TorresReAnim8ed_vindworld_
    GetCougarizedTequilaTears_Shizzle
  • GuyAdvisor
      GuyAdvisor @GuyAdvisor

    Spice things up by sprinkling glitter on your penis. She will feel as though she's riding a magical unicorn to a faraway land 3 minutes away

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    StephenBCramerSuMacDanKittenWrittenreinphallDSLikesItdanverjaml3av3m3alon3mickeyclark
    • 466
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    ashleykellyxotrillasswereyyNzgrimgrant31051994danverjamjourdainseh____anidiotinNYCslyoung5
    MisterSnuggl3s
  • GuyAdvisor
      GuyAdvisor @GuyAdvisor

    Me: You know, talking to yourself doesn't make you crazy.
    Me: I know, right?
    Me: It's a sign of advanced intelligence.
    Me: High-5.
    Me: Word.

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    StephenBCramerthereverendcinkRowdyBergeroye_gujjuJosesLovesYouSam_stone31theprettylushthagr8short1
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    RowdyBergeroye_gujjuunworldlyIdeasM_Pham12thagr8short1AprilHall4Don_Wizzy1IqaHapizi
    CVTBaby
  • GuyAdvisor
      GuyAdvisor @GuyAdvisor

    Hey, Gang! When a woman dresses sexy, she only wants attractive men to look at her. Not you, ugly creeper douchebag molester fuck.

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    LejacquieKzaliseha_ErinWevanrhorneDanPildnervmacnoverallexpertWhiteLesleyanne
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    OnlyK8evanrhorneDanPildnerEvil24601jake_likes_napsMcSniper66_SeaKing1________kalmooha
    supastar04________
  • GuyAdvisor
      GuyAdvisor @GuyAdvisor

    Remember, Kids... If you have to ask if she had an orgasm, the answer is no.

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    StephenBCramerthereverendcinkRowdyBergeroye_gujjuImaFlyontheWallSamBaeuxSam_stone31eshurne
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    oye_gujjumelFoxy1SamBaeuxLeahSully370_john__________Soozicle1meowsepinkskittleso8
    goodersuk74______PORNOPINIONmartycip
  • GuyAdvisor
      GuyAdvisor @GuyAdvisor

    Remember, Kids... The only thing sexier than a smart woman is a smart woman with a kickin' body who's into anal and owns a liquor store

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    StephenBCramerzaliseha_ErinWdavid8hughesDSLikesItdanverjaml3av3m3alon3ShutUpThatsWho
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    GnrlHumanjake_likes_napsShezKayanidiotinNYCPrettyKittyxo69kababcheeslyoung5Sam_stone31
    failing_at_life
  • GuyAdvisor
      GuyAdvisor @GuyAdvisor

    Did you know? Women have super powers. They can see right through your bullshit.

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    tackie_jackie____SaldanaEmilianol3av3m3alon3Amrrwiseshut_uupanidiotinNYCFaux_Maslyoung5
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    SaldanaEmilianosaminaakbar15anidiotinNYCslyoung5JayneymooTheLizzyKAlshayebNoorAlAbdallahSarah
    SuSuSuDonym______
  • GuyAdvisor
      GuyAdvisor @GuyAdvisor

    Hey, everyone using KY:

    You know what makes an excellent lubricant?

    Licking the clitoris for 10 minutes. Save your money and try foreplay

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    StephenBCramerRowdyBergerJodyToneAbbeWilfongSGCpostslouiselelouxThe_KJMPauline06081815
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    The_KJMPauline06081815stacey_valdezDerek_at_Home__lrpwinsmitch_yoWarriorFreckledtjthrem
    drunkNnaughty
  • GuyAdvisor
      GuyAdvisor @GuyAdvisor

    If your wife/girlfriend asks if there's anyone in the world you'd leave her for, she means actress or model, not a co-worker or her sister

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    StephenBCramerGirltoMomthereverendcinkRowdyBergerxGingerAvengerSam_stone31Jayneymoomeowsepink
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    Jenny4ashleyChahta_IshkiMickSnarkjulzvainSquareDirtTheHalalSlut______The_Mentalystsgtpd75
    supastar04________
  • GuyAdvisor
      GuyAdvisor @GuyAdvisor

    TWITTER AVI GUIDE:

    Head Shot: Funny.
    Mirror: Easy.
    Animal: Fugly.
    Skyline: Not funny.
    Cleavage: Boobies.
    Drawn smoking a pipe: Huge penis

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    StephenBCramerthereverendcinkRowdyBergeryoursfortonightJerryThomasImaFlyontheWallarcaduhthis503girl______
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    ImaFlyontheWallstacey_valdezxGingerAvengerJenny4ashleymeggymae3__straitcashflowInkedLestrangetat2skatermom
  • GuyAdvisor
      GuyAdvisor @GuyAdvisor

    Women with an insatiable sexual appetite are labeled "Nymphomaniacs." Males with the same affliction are called "Men"

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    StephenBCramerGirltoMomthereverendcinkRowdyBergerSam_stone31Jayneymoodoompencilsuralsteve
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    uralsteveryerywtrjrthytr__Jenny4ashleydeviloFDayPoodasBrainblackvelvetlace__niixieFUNNAGAN
    Iscof
  • GuyAdvisor
      GuyAdvisor @GuyAdvisor

    To all the girls I've loved before:

    Penicillin

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    botandythereverendcinkRowdyBergerImaFlyontheWallSam_stone31Jayneymooenigmaticmessmeowsepink
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    RowdyBergerJenny4ashleyI_Mee_Myself_VenusManTrap22franzcaprasuziqkelleySaraESpiveySpideroger
    PetrF2____________
  • GuyAdvisor
      GuyAdvisor @GuyAdvisor

    Hey, Kids! What do you get when you choke a prostitute?

    An erection.

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    thereverendcinkRowdyBergerNotawhinerImaFlyontheWallxGingerAvengerSam_stone31Jayneymoomeowsepink
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    RowdyBergerImaFlyontheWallLVCIFERJenny4ashleyFREDWESTCOUNTRYemmaywithaykuntslayer_NightProwler_
    kevnastoYouFuckingWon
  • GuyAdvisor
      GuyAdvisor @GuyAdvisor

    Hey, Kids! If you need to borrow my phone to call your mom, just hit redial.

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    botandythereverendcink2ndCitySaintRowdyBergerSam_stone31Jayneymoomeowsepinkplainsilktie
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    jmac457RowdyBergerdedubleyu________Jenny4ashleyCreepyMcCreepr__ExploringUrMindkaitangusCalvinKilo______
    ford414__________
  • GuyAdvisor
      GuyAdvisor @GuyAdvisor

    I've created the ultimate babe: 2 vaginas, 4 boobs, and 2 mouths for double oral. Okay, so I duct taped 2 hookers together, but it's awesome

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    thereverendcinkImaFlyontheWallxGingerAvengerSam_stone31JayneymoomeowsepinkGoodRevDuke______plainsilktie
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    plainsilktieJenny4ashleysgtpd75CalvinKilo______chapmanj100SaraESpiveysiburke939TheBigBatman______
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