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About to go buy life insurance and "fall" in front of a train
The way you're using Facebook is making you depressed, & Instagram is even worse: http://mobile.slate.com/articles/technology/technology/2013/07/instagram_and_self_esteem_why_the_photo_sharing_network_is_even_more_depressing.html …
Remember when people insisted on calling him "Ursher"?
Million $ idea: Ketel Two
Whatever your feelings about Blue Chips 2, I think we can all agree that Action Bronson is the rapper most likely to get Catfished
Today's the parade, so the pink hats have emerged in massive numbers like cicadas
I'm just gonna unfollow anyone that tweets a picture now
Marty Walsh is the mayor Boston needs if we're ever gonna get to Chicago-level crony-ism and corruption
Whenever I get annoyed with someone, I just remember that they probably get annoyed with me sometimes... and then I get even more annoyed
Every Fleetwood Mac song is a subtweet
Cc @whoissheeze RT @cape_acep: Why I'm on strike today: I can't support myself on $7.85 at Burger King. http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2013/aug/29/fast-food-worker-protest-minimum-wage … #strike
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