What's fucked up is that you guys should be talking about Boston this much every day. #BetterRecognize

Reporters now desperate to appear as if they know ANYTHING about Chechnya

VICE is like National Geographic for dropouts

Happy Easter! pic.twitter.com/L67PHfh5Tf

Cruelty is the surest sign of weakness

I mean, you guys HAVE heard the new single right? The Rise of Ghostface Killah? What if the whole album's this crazy?  http://bit.ly/VUGciH 

If experience has taught me anything, it's that every cult gets at least 1 thing EXACTLY right.

@ramou I know I'm a white-devil penis-monster & my opinion doesn't count, I just think they would've made the same joke about Dakota Fanning

RIP Stevan Ridley

.@kellyoxford's timeline is pretty great right now

I just voted for Obama SO HARD, you guys. I was all like, "Take THAT, Mitt Romney! With your...regressive social & economic policies..."

#FF My Lords & Ladies: @costahere @jmilesm @moth_ra @movingsideways @genifer_genifer @kidcully @molls @ramou @morgan_murphy

@movingsideways just say, "Hey man, that's what moving sideways is all about..." and then light a cigarette with a zippo

When a store says "We accept WIC & Food Stamps" that's just code for "We have an awesome selection of drinks"

There's way too much "jamming" going on here... #GuitarCenter

@movingsideways "2 fish that fart as 1..."

Ryan and Romney are as stiff as the Tin Man, and equally heartless

How much you wanna bet it turns out to be some white asshole(s) who thought they were killing muslims?

#LOL http://t.co/vFewSkkF

Quick, assemble 3 hip-hop acts I don't give a shit about! RT @tsscrew: Ashanti Ft. French Montana & Meek Millz