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Dr. Dre, answering the door on Halloween. Seeing kids dressed up, he gives them candy, whispering "treats by Dr. Dre"
"Oh no, I've got too many classes. What should I drop?" "THE BASS WOW WOW WRR WRR WRR WRR WRR WRR WRR WRR BLUUUUHHHH"
Dr. Dre, laying his girlfriend down on his bed, whispering into her ear "sheets by Dr. Dre"
"Male, 29 years old, Single" "Looking for a Touhou"
Say 'uguu' again. Say 'uguu' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say 'uguu' one more Goddamn time!
Skrillex, in the studio with his girlfriend, sitting on a couch w/ his laptop. They make out, and he whispers in her ear "let's make wub."
"you're a fucking weeaboo" "excuse me but the term is 'fucking weeaboo faggot', don't lump me in with those casuals"
Hey I just met you. and this is crazy, but I like dubstep, so CALL 911 NOW WOW WOW VRRRR DUN DUN DUN VRRR DUN DUN DUN BLOOWWWWW
Fun fact: people of your gender are as crazy/dumb as those of the other gender! You just don't notice cause you're not trying to fuck them!
"Korean girls only want you for your vespene gas"
Fucking kids blasting Skrillex outside... Oh wait, that's just a police car.
I'm in a serious relationship with the internet. We've got a good connection.
A soap opera where a 26 year old man finds out he's been RPing with his boss over twitter during work hours
Wait, everyone on here isn't actually an anime girl? Wtf why am I wasting my time here
Oh god, I'm surrounded by small screaming children. Maybe I'll get some sick dubstep samples out of them tho
C is the best programming language cause it stands for computer
Skrillex, sitting in bible study class, looking puzzled. After an hour, a spark of insight causes him to jump up screaming "YES! OH MY GOD!"
Apparently I meant just neverwinter, not neverwinter nights O_o
Bob the Builder, going though an existential crisis. "Can we fix it?!" "NO KID, BEING BROKEN IS PART OF THE HUMAN CONDITION. FUCK OFF."
Hi! I'm a web/UI programmer and DJ. Sometimes I write electronic music & play League of Legends/Tera. Other profiles on my site! 日本語でＯＫ！