i think it's appalling that some people are celebrating thatcher's life

if you dismantle a twinings Earl Grey box, you can make a ghost being surprised by a giant beetle   pic.twitter.com/90uRHCARRD

what a photograph RT @heardinlondon Tottenham High Road #TottenhamRiots http://t.co/ebZZCMK

literally just got a text from a number i don't have on my phone saying "Do
not lie to the committee"

someone ACTUALLY did this, this is UNBELIEVABLE  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nhqo8Dg9_4I …

a rape joke walks into a bar and is brutally raped, showing that being crudely meta about something does not render it acceptable or funny

if u are a bird i have left some broken bread in the garden. please rt to other birds

ME: "what is the scariest butter? lurpak dreadable" / FRIEND: "That is a very bad joke. I can't believe it's not better." <3

rt if you can't remember the last thing you said that wasn't an elaborate euphemism for i'm so lonely i've forgotten how to describe it

this weather is like drinking a can of flat carling on a replacement bus service from welwyn garden city to stevenage, in this exact weather

can i do my joke!! what do you call a frankfurt school elizabethan who can't believe his friend is a door? thee, a door? a door?? NO

language pedants are terrible human beings who very often don't love language as anything but a tool for brinkmanship and disguised classism

u r to philosophy as peregrine took is to HAL 9000 RT @alaindebotton Tweets are to literature as Lego is to architecture.

i just found a thing i did back in march which is probably my best poem ever, in hindsight pic.twitter.com/KdZHNSOiDP

you are your own ebooks

"hard times for uk landlords" well, colour my instinctive sympathy negligible

@mike_weatherley i am pleased to announce that you are a shit

not sure but i think this chopping board played No-Face in Spirited Away pic.twitter.com/EOthvxHxuB

anyone says "just start typing, it will write itself" to me again, i will fucking lamp them with the norton anthology of theory & criticism

my phd title is just going to be "Fuck Sake, Zarathustra"