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i think it's appalling that some people are celebrating thatcher's life
literally just got a text from a number i don't have on my phone saying "Do
not lie to the committee"
a rape joke walks into a bar and is brutally raped, showing that being crudely meta about something does not render it acceptable or funny
if u are a bird i have left some broken bread in the garden. please rt to other birds
ME: "what is the scariest butter? lurpak dreadable" / FRIEND: "That is a very bad joke. I can't believe it's not better." <3
rt if you can't remember the last thing you said that wasn't an elaborate euphemism for i'm so lonely i've forgotten how to describe it
this weather is like drinking a can of flat carling on a replacement bus service from welwyn garden city to stevenage, in this exact weather
can i do my joke!! what do you call a frankfurt school elizabethan who can't believe his friend is a door? thee, a door? a door?? NO
language pedants are terrible human beings who very often don't love language as anything but a tool for brinkmanship and disguised classism
you are your own ebooks
"hard times for uk landlords" well, colour my instinctive sympathy negligible
anyone says "just start typing, it will write itself" to me again, i will fucking lamp them with the norton anthology of theory & criticism
my phd title is just going to be "Fuck Sake, Zarathustra"