#FF @theschmeltz @thinkingbeauty_ @enemaofgod @genehunter1 @ingen1ous @nicronon @redstateape @search4truth1 @laughpurgatory @lib4evolution

The people who tell you exactly what you want to hear all the time are not really your friends.

I'm an atheist resident of Virginia and I just voted. If I thought prayers worked today would be the day to start them.

This was a craptacular ending to a shitastic day.

#FF @adamosity101 @fruitsandice @titusbb @marydolores1 @daseedboy @youredamned @kempodude @ericjrdoyon @ericschena @polymorphicone

Thanks! xo @redstateape @csbair @flyingfree333 @genehunter1 @jeilander @humanimperative @horsepheathers @graciousatheist @ozaz @adrianmayer

@oxala75 Yep - I guess you work up more of sweat hitting balls than by trying to keep a big muscular dude from grabbing them.

@mrianrichards Whisker Biscuit #vaginawords

@theintelsaviors Thanks!@chaddyville @yesimbeyonce @leclemot @linseytagg @deja1422 @ellieleighjane @chicodelainky @dimestoreninja @2nancy16

I love you Joe Biden. #VPDebate

#FF @christianne67 @kempodude @alan7dunn @happy_tramp @troythulu @the_sullyman @cleverlinguist @kelkulus2 @paralazarou @_carja

I love you. I've loved you since the day I met you and I will love you until the day I die.

Is it bad that every time I see a celebrity's name trending I think they're dead, or is it only bad if I'm disappointed when I'm wrong?

@joemac56 I'll do my best! :-)

The people who never wonder if they might be insane are the craziest of all. #Avoid

Some people are as charming as bowel movements; too bad they can't be flushed away as easily.

@eatababy You're welcome! I don't want to miss any fab tweets by just following you once...

#FF @rustybertrand @memini_remember @ericjrdoyon @anabolicerik @atheistnate @lordhector @fester60613 @festafarian @polymorphicone @imp44

#FF @rustybertrand @ace_ventara @brutally_brad @god_christ1 @anabolicerik @ftoomsch @socialistgal13 @ms_moneypenny_ @alcrans @mickskeptic

I told a xtian I believed in equality, love, and peace, and got an argument from her. Odd how we #atheists can out-xtian the xtians.