“@extragrumpycat: Trying to take some selfies on my new iPad pic.twitter.com/1CWTeaZd” @msiirawsky

“@ahurricanesandy: RETWEET IF U WANT ME 2 DESTROY YO SCHOOL. I GOT YOU.”

“@uberfacts: The average woman smiles 62 times a day. The average man smiles only 8 times.”

Your hair is not blonde, it's white. You're not tan, you're a dirty orange. #stop

Awkward one word conversations <<<

Not eating till I'm happy.

My boyfriend & I fight worse than a married couple.

I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you.

Wearing men deodorant >> 😍

PRETTY LITTLE LIARS. 🎀😍🔪💄

“@extragrumpycat: I don't give a shit. pic.twitter.com/7mEvTG3S” @msiirawsky

“@extragrumpycat: They see me rollin'. I hate them.” @msiirawsky

“@allknowa: We all know a psycho named Katie” @kttkorchick

@ahurricanesandy is honestly the funniest twitter account ever. 😹

“@flatgrlprobz: #FiveWordStories My boobs are so tiny”

“@allknowa: We all know a player named Collin” @lil_deange

Telling my grandparents what happened with Gavin.. What is wrong with me.. Who's Gavin?

“@autocorrects: When you start to hate someone, everything they do begins to annoy you... Them: *Cough* You: "OOOOHHH MY GOOOOOODDDDDDD "”

“@whattheffacts: An average person speaks about 5000 words in one day, more than 80% of which is self-talk.”

“@werejustteenss: Too many funerals, not enough graduations, too many babyshowers, not enough weddings.”