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I am well but it's time to move on, just had a few things to do. Thanks for all your love and support, you've been wonderful. Love, Haley
To the people that have committed twitercide, sorry I made jokes about you.
When something stops being fun I quit doing it. I think this might be the reason I don’t do anything anymore.
I’d almost forgotten why I don’t get close to people anymore. You have restored my faith in my black and white world.
I am Misery’s mistress and we love each other very very much.
I don't have any mental health.
I’m getting to where I’m afraid I’ll piss off more of my favorites if I tweet this or that. I guess I’m a fucking little pussy too.
What you gonna do when your shallow runs dry?
The fact that I’m happy being alone saddens me.
I could have been the best abortion ever if they’d only given me a chance.
Oh well, it sounded like a good tweet right up to the point where nobody liked it.
To be or you not to be. That is the answer.
If you look up the recipe for good, I’m not in there. Anywhere. At all. In fact it says don’t even try to make that shit when I’m around.
If you offered me eternal life I’d slap you back into the dark ages.
I can remember the day before we met. *sighs* Good times.
I don’t want to find someone perfect. It’s hard enough dealing with the people who think they are.
I am a delicate flower. Please don't fucking pee on my petals.