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I was watching my neighbours wife sunbathing topless from my window
As i was jerking off i notice my wife staring at me
My wifes a pervert
If you tom waterhouse with tom waterhouse, then tom waterhouse will make sure you will tom waterhouse your tom waterhouse
#nrlbrisou
@tigergreengrove ...best quick, drunk, 1:50am effort to replicate the profile pic of @booyahchadly
brothers in beard pic.twitter.com/oZgmyg5N
You know when you plan to tell someone off, real quick & brutal...then wind up having a half hour pleasant conversation with them?
Things that violate my lease, but as a scared tennant i put up with #6 : the washing machine being burned out by landlord's mail-order bride
@cutest_pets "hello, nice to meet you, my name is windy" pic.twitter.com/5jJzC0qeI6
The next 50 people who tell me to follow someone for a "shoutout" get kicked in the nuts/she-nuts
Attention dickhead in the old civic blasting heavy metal : everyone was laughing at you already...stalling on take-off made us laugh harder
I'm a classy guy
#beardlife
#Beards
#growabeard pic.twitter.com/SBOES5QSyS
Renews my drivers license today...the difference a year makes.
I feel so manly...
#beardlife
#BeardedFaceForLife pic.twitter.com/JEhLURroGg
I predict i will not rember taking this photo pic.twitter.com/0xyZyou4
@chubsterslut that's interesting, cause i love the chubby sluts.
What a coincidence
@cutest_pets I think this means "no, don't go inside...stay out here & play with me" pic.twitter.com/Eqy228sfGz
@radbadger i think the real question, is are there any girls outside twitter who actually like beards?
Fucking office bitch parks like stevie wonder...glad i have my little renault, fits in tny places pic.twitter.com/jfRl5qXu
@lisa_watto @acurrentaffair9 nice to see the totally unbiased aca staple "news"
Why do i keep watching this crap?
Beards, boobies & beers I enjoy these things greatly I seem to be trying to enjoy being broke...but that B isn't fucking working
