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"I wish Facebook had a darkest timeline."
I think we all need to address the issue that is men in deep v's.
Why are high school girls so scary :(
If you registered to vote but didn't tell everyone about it via social media, did it really happen?
Can someone who owns magic please deal with my frizzy hair today?
Whales though, AMIRIGHT.
Milkshakes are a way of life.
Thanks dad, no amount of me telling you to go kill yourself will ever justly explain how much I appreciate you pushing me into the pool.
I think I sprained my ankle. Sometimes disco hurts.
"I'ma kehk yeh so haad up da cehn yeh mum can feel eh." - Kelly from Misfits
It's like I want to watch a movie but I don't want to commit to the energy of choosing one and playing it and paying attention. You know?
Family dinner. Brang awn da fucktardery.
Friday the 13th. A bunch of stupid teenagers are going to die tonight lol.
One Day is the most brilliant piece of writing I have come across in 18 years.