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People that plagiarise from popular Twitter accounts that everyone follows: are you dumb?
I'll never understand why Capetonians hate Joburg so much.
It doesn't matter how old you are, when you hear Teenage Dirtbag, you sing along like you're thirteen.
Ugh, Design Indaba fomo.
Watching The Secret Life of Walter Mitty because it is too good to have only seen three times.
The Subway at the Waterfront has been absorbed by Vida and now it's like, what's the point in carrying on, you know?
I want to understand capers but I can't.
I'm independent! (my mom still buys me airtime)
Your tattoos are siff.
Religion: Nick Offerman.