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When you walk past a door and your sleeve is caught by the door handle and you're like "um I have a boyfriend."
I'll chill for a year idgaf.
Just showed a 7yo how to work youtube in this coffee shop and now she's watching clips from Cosmos and it's kind of making my day amazing.
Dreaming about the day Cape Town gets over the '90s
I have a depressingly high score in that game called "Talk Out Loudly Like You're On A Cooking Show When You Make Lunch Alone."
I wonder if people outside of Cape Town know we do have other restaurants besides Yours Truly.
It is nearly impossible to convince yourself that sour worms are a bad idea.
"Sometimes you really just need to eat cheese like you would chocolate" - a slam poem by me.
Lying in bed, thinkin so hard about Coco Pops
Keep your friends close, but that one friend who can translate coloured jargon for you closer.
2015 u been treating me good, never change.
Always the dog petter never the dog owner.
When the going gets tough, the tough checks Twitter.
Never tell me I am too old to appreciate Toy Story.
You know you live in Sea Point when one of your neighbours' wifi name is "RabbiSam."
People that plagiarise from popular Twitter accounts that everyone follows: are you dumb?
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