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Just showed a 7yo how to work youtube in this coffee shop and now she's watching clips from Cosmos and it's kind of making my day amazing.
I have a depressingly high score in that game called "Talk Out Loudly Like You're On A Cooking Show When You Make Lunch Alone."
"Sometimes you really just need to eat cheese like you would chocolate" - a slam poem by me.
Lying in bed, thinkin so hard about Coco Pops
You know you live in Sea Point when one of your neighbours' wifi name is "RabbiSam."
People that plagiarise from popular Twitter accounts that everyone follows: are you dumb?
no thank you to alles
Ok I just heard a cat make the same cry as the ghost in The Hunted this is definitely a fucking drill.
Please lord let me never refer to myself as a Creative and deliver me from saying shit like "vector" too much.
Jeremy Loops needs to calm down for real.
A contributing writer for SNL's Weekend Update just favourited one of my tweets?
Custard + Whispers = the only maths you will ever need.
There is far too much favouritism on social media for my liking.
"Roses are red,
I'm going to bed."
For when you need to expel bad vibes, turn to Sigur Rós.
when u listen to this modern love n u start missing bae
feel very jah blessed that today is finally friday
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