@paean_ me too pic.twitter.com/mK4u7o49

@teendist0rtion @diegoslefthand @atomsf0rpeace oasis is shite

I'm not Italian #MariaTweets

Louise cleaned out the summer hut at the bottom of our garden to make it into her "recording studio" … cringe

@hannahfenwick @mariaclarkson me looking rather sexual 👨👨👨👨 http://t.co/4cpMJzY7

I know what's embarrassing…fucking maroon blazers for S5 someone feel free to kill me now…@mariaclarkson @melanieerogers @thisisnotelodie

I'm joining in with the meme's ... this was my ginger quote from last week @melanieerogers @mariaclarkson http://t.co/aoyc7hBl

I think I just died @thisisnotelodie @melanieerogers @mariaclarkson @caradonnellyx @abbie_yule @keiran209 http://t.co/W50o50p8

“@earthpix: This baby hippo got swept away by a tsunami and 130 year old tortoise became his new best friend. pic.twitter.com/vYnufSa46r” 😭😭😭

@mariaclarkson he's a delusional dick

Louise is crying, screaming and shouting because she never got a mini iPad .… grow the fuck up life's not fair

Aww it would be nice if Nico hulkenberg wins

This is a crazy race

@skip_divided ME TOO!!!

I have left all my homework until tomorrow … I have until 3pm to complete it all before the F1 starts… challenge accepted

I'm being everyone's fucking time keeper … it's not really that complicated is it

Extra hour of sleep … fuck yeah!!

6pm is my favourite time of day #bbcnews

I'm sorry but am I the only person who thinks the X factor is a load of shite

@mariaclarkson @ilovemaandcj Jesus is the big 2012