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I hate you for who you are, and that's what counts.
Common sense is heavy. I like to travel light.
Yesterday, the teacher told me not to wear shirts with "offensive language, like the on I had on". It said "ADIDAS". What just happened?
I knew I had gone off the deep end when I began trying to wash the blood stains out of a paper towel.
I think I had an art attack when I went to MOMA.
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That took me forever. Enjoy it.
I'm going to rename all my contacts "Your Mom". Except my mom, which will be "My Mom". I don't know why I'm doing this either...
My house is like, 0 degrees. I think if I open my mouth, my spit will freeze.
Me: Is it passed Christmas already?
Annoying girl: Duhhrrr, it's January 3rd!
Me: December comes after January. It's 2011 now. Duhhrrr.
I see pain in your future... Inflicted by me.
I want a weather person to say "IT IS SOO FUCKING COLD. PUT ON A FUCKING JACKET OR FREEZE YOUR ASS OFF."
I have been told that I am wrong in all the right ways. By a guy with green and purple hair.