I hate you for who you are, and that's what counts.

Walmart hates religion? xD http://yfrog.com/gq1haxj

#FF @lolbecky @miax92 @stellylovesyou @neonowls @meat_ghost @jhonenv @vesseldoc @fenerist @mrwordsworth @badadvicenurse @heyitsthejake

@vesseldoc when people tell me not to use profanity, I say it fucking enhances language. Which it does. :)

Common sense is heavy. I like to travel light.

Yesterday, the teacher told me not to wear shirts with "offensive language, like the on I had on". It said "ADIDAS". What just happened?

I knew I had gone off the deep end when I began trying to wash the blood stains out of a paper towel.

http://yfrog.com/n26zpoj

I think I had an art attack when I went to MOMA.

@contactlangley "It's for a friend."

@mrwordsworth you're not the only one. I also check to see if the mouth movement go in an endless loop.

Aa Bb Cc Dd Ee Ff Gg Hh Ii Jj Kk Ll Mm Nn Oo Pp Qq Rr Ss Tt Uu Vv Ww Xx Yy Zz/////

That took me forever. Enjoy it.

I'm going to rename all my contacts "Your Mom". Except my mom, which will be "My Mom". I don't know why I'm doing this either...

My house is like, 0 degrees. I think if I open my mouth, my spit will freeze.

Me: Is it passed Christmas already?
Annoying girl: Duhhrrr, it's January 3rd!
Me: December comes after January. It's 2011 now. Duhhrrr.

I see pain in your future... Inflicted by me.

I want a weather person to say "IT IS SOO FUCKING COLD. PUT ON A FUCKING JACKET OR FREEZE YOUR ASS OFF."

First animated gif I've ever made :) xD http://twitpic.com/3kn32v

@101treekinz @guitargirlk @nickyycp @frobro98 my shampoo is soap-flavored.

http://www.twitvid.com/FPUQN I am obviously bored, sick and twisted. Maybe just not in that order.