I will not follow an egg, unlesss it is an easter egg or something cool like that

Does anyone know if opiates make you not be able to sleep?

I'm going back to bed.

I need Eight more followers to hit 300.. Please help a pothead.

I don't usually pimp myself, I have people who do this for me. However, I need 27 more followers to make 300. Who wants to help a Pothead?

Note To Self: Be sure to pimp @sweetyinabikini on Friday.

@whocuppedmycake @human_idiot @itsgininteacups @minutesofmayhem @chazzyb31 @missprofanity @wo0 @vixxe @sparklemonkey @ted09 I like it too.

@therealroseanne I think I speak for UR gazillion followers, we love your Roseanne. Big Time Love!

The pot doesn't matter anymore.

I see how it works here on the twitter, a cry for help goes unnoticed. Nice, tweeple.

Stretching and yawning; did I even sleeep?

Hole - Violet http://t.co/iFIAHqn

I only need two more followers to get to 300. I dare two people to follow me.

http://youtu.be/JmSPlyRhJz0 James Brown _ It's Too Funky

TWEEPLE I need JUST 19 more followers to reach 300. I could GOat any time, and by GO ,I mean die. Do it now. #HelpaPothead

I Need 20 More Followers To Make It To 300. Have A Heart. Pimp @harrypotheadjr Today!! Thank You.

More Self Pimping: I am trying to get 300 followers by end of busness today. I am losing sleep from not have a round number like 300.

@handflapper Twitter is tired of my stoner lifestyle. what else could it be?

Where are all the stoners at?

Limp Bizkit-Rollin
http://t.co/qUDBECH