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#ThingsMenShouldntTextEachOther what are you wearing tonight, I don't want us to clash
I'm going to go ahead and say it...I am crazy thankful for pharmaceuticals every second of every day. I should date a drug rep or pharmacist
Or I should just teach English here in the US. Open your mouth and annunciate
<<<<<<<<<<FUCK YOU DUDE!!!!!! You know I'm.....me, you should have warned me Sharpie was permanent! I thought you loved me!
forgot all about the rapture...went to Costco yesterday. what the F am i supposed to do with my giant salsa
Always dancing to the beat of my drum when I'm not keeping @ThaOcean hydrated