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  • Hay2theley
      Hayley @Hay2theley

    We get it!! You love Scorsese's dick. It tastes like money. #Oscars

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    • 1
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    DarknTwistyTime
    SarahsJokes
  • Hay2theley
      Hayley @Hay2theley

    So I was on my knees earlier, getting a facial and ... That's it really. Couldn't think of a punch line other than, I gotta wash my face.

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    RealDeerGodGreenheadsOnlyTheCreepingCrudshanetheveinbrentweavMikeSchismDeanOkayJuiceticles
    DeanOkay
  • Hay2theley
      Hayley @Hay2theley

    My iPod corrected 'Husband' to 'Has Been'. Love your work, autocorrect.

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