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Q: What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? A: Carlos.
Gaga And Beyonce DO NOT Rule Music. If you think my statement is incorrect, then you have been missing out on real music, my friend. #sorry
You wearing sunglasses indoors, AT NIGHT, is evident proof en enta sharess...mafihash neqaash.
"I have epic plans for this summer. Mark my words. It's gonna be the BEST. ONE. EVER." -Me lying to myself and everyone else every summer.
I don't always smile. But when I do, I don't. -Kristen Stewart.
A playlist I listen to, on repeat, every night starting 2 AM mainly consists of this: HAW, HAW, HAW, HAW, WOOF, WOOF, *howl*, HAW, HAW, HAW.
Grades don't measure intelligence and age doesn't define maturity.
You know your sarcastic tweet really did its magic when you lose at least one follower after tweeting it...
Everybody I've got an announcement to make; I've had a WERTY keyboard for a couple of days now. Hmmmm, no wonder I've been so uiet lately...
What do you call an angle that looks cute? Acute angle. Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
I tweeted before it was popular.
#10ThingsThatAreAttractive Being nerdy. And by nerdy, I mean being logical and interested in learning, not glasses and straight A's.
When I get home from outside, I spend at least 30 minutes in my clothes before changing back into my pajamas because I'm afraid of the cold.
Life as a human is so complex. I fear the unknown, but my pet fears the vacuum cleaner.
I wish there was a Pokemon center in real life, but for humans, where you automatically heal yourself using a machine in under 5 seconds.
Am I the only one who suddenly gets the urge to say هأأو just for the بيئنة of it?
"Hot chocolate is too hot!"...60 seconds later: "Cold hot chocolate is cold!" #winter
#10ThingsThatAreAttractive playing any musical instrument. If you're a multi-instrumentalist, I'm also marrying you any day.
RT If you're supporting El Thawra Wl Mostamera. I want to see how many people I'm on the same page with.
I believe that anything is possible, for the impossible just takes longer. Possibly.