if i ever have a kid i hope it's as cool as this kid :http://t.co/iEETN9b it starts getting really hardcore at 2:00

#FF @rachelfeinberg1 @jennlouisee @augiemania @chrisdaps @dapswebsite @mightyvin @dapsdamian #FreePR funniest people in real life/on twitter

@dapswebsite YES! i've been waiting for this since @chrisdaps mentioned @augiemania 's photoshop skillz @ work. well done.

thanks to @dapswebsite all I can think about is playing Super Mario Bros. 3 NO CHEATS #howispentmychildhood

why is it called a building after its built? #philosoraptorlove

@augiemania hate to bomb your twitter... but here's enough for a lifetime of cute http://t.co/JYfHYRf

Whenever I get #sad, I just scream MIND FREEEAK and remember that I'm not Chris Angel and I feel better #Workseverytime.

to put "social media guru" on my recent resume I need to increase my followers by at least 10 fold #followme you assholes #twittergenius

Thanks to @daps for the hilarious Dunn response,I remembered the greatest breakup letter I've ever read. Enjoy. http://twitpic.com/5oqo0e

@augiemania let me come work with you guys at DAPS i'm too immature to have a real job where someone doesn't find keyboard cat funny

thx for the follow @chrisdaps i look forward to retweeting your tweets directly rather than through @augiemania #dapslove

#improvefilmtitlesbyaddinginmypants is the equivalence to poop jokes, they will always be funny @augiemania war of the worlds in my pants

If olive oil is made from squeezing olives.. how is baby oil made #jesusraptorlove

how do i become real-life friends with @augiemania? cute cuddly critters all the time and sarcasm... what more could you want from a friend

@dapswebsite #cuteandcuddlycritters here's a few suggestions: so cute! http://www.dogwork.com/watv7/ http://www.dogwork.com/skvs7/

@augiemania cute and cudly critter suggestion: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48oo7Ej7haQ