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  • Headkutter
      HEADKUTTER @Headkutter

    Been diagnosed with OC/DC. It's like OCD except it fucking rocks.

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  • Headkutter
      HEADKUTTER @Headkutter

    DVD Piracy warnings in London are gonna have to change, because evidently most people in london would steal a car and a television.

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  • Headkutter
      HEADKUTTER @Headkutter

    How to scare burglars off....

    First put pictures on the wall of you with a tiger.
    Second put a cat litter box in your hall and shit in it.

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  • Headkutter
      HEADKUTTER @Headkutter

    Spilling a full beer you paid for is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon.

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  • Headkutter
      HEADKUTTER @Headkutter

    I like to thank the person who looked at a Bee-hive and thought: "Those fucking bastards are hiding something delicious in there I know it!"

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    bellicosejason
  • Headkutter
      HEADKUTTER @Headkutter

    What the fuck were moths doing, before humans invented lights?

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  • Headkutter
      HEADKUTTER @Headkutter

    When I see names carved into a tree I don't think it's cute, I just think its strange how many people take knives on a date.

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  • Headkutter
      HEADKUTTER @Headkutter

    Don't worry if you don't have a lot of followers Jesus only had 12 and look at the shit that caused!

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  • Headkutter
      HEADKUTTER @Headkutter

    I wished Winnie the pooh just once said…… "TIGGER PLEASE!"

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  • Headkutter
      HEADKUTTER @Headkutter

    America has banned Batman costumes at screenings of the film…

    Remember It's not assault rifles that kill people it's batman costumes.

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  • Headkutter
      HEADKUTTER @Headkutter

    Knock Knock....
    Who's there?...





    Doorbell Repair Man.

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  • Headkutter
      HEADKUTTER @Headkutter

    The generation of today are so allergic to everything, future wars will be fought by throwing bags of peanuts and cat hair at each other.

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  • Headkutter
      HEADKUTTER @Headkutter

    I decided to do a bit of art for the great Harold Ramis, would love to know what you all think… pic.twitter.com/X34ho9s8o8

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  • Headkutter
      HEADKUTTER @Headkutter

    I'm in a band called Missing Dog, you might have seen our flyers.

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  • Headkutter
      HEADKUTTER @Headkutter

    Video Piracy warning say's "You wouldn't steal a car or money would to you!?" I would if I could fucking download it.

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  • Headkutter
      HEADKUTTER @Headkutter

    If roller coaster designers want to make more terrifying rides, they should just drop handfuls of nuts an bolts inside roller coasters.

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  • Headkutter
      HEADKUTTER @Headkutter

    Its gonna be annoying if we find out the first slice of bread in the bag has been the cure for cancer the whole fucking time!

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  • Headkutter
      HEADKUTTER @Headkutter

    No one likes to think of their mother having sex. But to start a entire religion based on the idea that she never did...

    Too far.

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  • Headkutter
      HEADKUTTER @Headkutter

    No one says "FUCK!" quite like a blind man who has just read braille that says.... Wet paint.

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  • Headkutter
      HEADKUTTER @Headkutter

    The generation of today are so allergic to everything future wars will be fought by throwing bags of peanuts and cat hair at each other.

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@Headkutter

@Headkutter

I just do shit jokes and sometimes try to draw pretty pictures.