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*pretends to be on the phone next to a hot girl* yeah mom, i broke the bowflex..... next time get something that can handle my ki (幾) energy
if you think 9/11 is bad then you haven't seen a slice of pizza in the toilet
*sees ex girlfriend across the campus* ugh *assumes gaseous form and equally distributes throughout the college*
2048, President Caleb officially removes the "n" from "damn" Statement: "What was it even doing there lmao"
"Doc, my hand has been feelin kinda funny lately." "Retweet funny or fav only funny? :P" we are both transfixed in our grins, slowly melting
*watches a babe undressing through binoculars* nice...... *lowers binoculars and browses for a different video*
IMPORTANT RULE ABOUT ME: don't touch my crystals evne if i say you can. idk what circumstances id say yes but ill definitely regret it
*whispers sensually into girls ear* (i know what scroll lock does)
hey babe. how about we head back to my place. i got a two dollar bill we can look at
fuck this mortal coil. life is literally shit garbage *walks out of a really long and slow moving line at subway*
ok you're a baby but what's a baby to a full grown person. not much. i can probably mess you up in 30 seconds no offense
haha, you know that meme? me too. i also know the meme. haha
"26 of your friends posted about Crimebass" "How can 1 fish be so illegal"
*sulks into my room, puts on the "so you had a bad day" song, and puts sonic adventure 2 battle into my gamecube*
*writes 友人間 (friendzone) onto an origami crane and gently pushes it off Niagara Falls*
Legolize it. *adds the final green lego brick to my 3 foot tall weed leaf statue*