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So if a guy has sex with you and you don't get pregnant, does that mean he knocked you down?
Guy: "... and maybe I could take you out to dinner?"
Me: "Um, what? Why?"
--the reason I'm single
It's not a coincidence that "fitness" and "fuck this" sound alike
Oh good, I finally tweezed the one stray eyebrow hair that was making me ugly. Things are gonna change from here on out.
Why does a grilled cheese sandwich sound awesome but a cheese sandwich sounds like poverty
SF will be burned to the ground in 30 minutes or less or it's free
I'm full of two things. One is ideas.
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