WHERE HAVE ALL THE SILLY BANDZ GONE

#FF Fuck you

In your FACE, MOM. "Exercise doesn't help depression, study concludes":  http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2012/jun/06/exercise-doesnt-help-depression-study …

But I want to donate my organs now.

Money can buy me dub.

#MySexSecret crotchless diap

I distrust this particular flavor.

I like to think that in the days of hanging I would not have attended the hangings, not even for the people-watching.

That point in the evening where I call in the mariachis to do a number for @mattfromdallas & bring him brisket with a sparkler in it. #bday

Mine eyes have seen the g(l)ory

When people start talking about sports I throw up on my dick then run away very athletically.

Topless woman sets crucified Barbie on fire in Berlin. Thanks for representing, feminists.

Recital is one letter away from rectal. Be careful on those invites, parents!

The cute li'l motherfucker: the motherfucket.

Wandered into living room by mistake; traumatized by Bulgarian ninja bagpipers on #eurovision

Reppin Judge Dredd RT @whitehouse: It's. The. Law. #ObamaCareInThreeWords,  http://twitter.com/whitehouse/status/335104215863132160/photo/ …

Insurance isn't access. #obamacareinthreewords

Boyfriend has headphones on so I'm allowing myself the luxury of slurping my soup loudly and blissfully.

Tumblr Code.
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing

80 degrees in NYC today. All the pigeons looks so cute in their stained tank tops.