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"BA2AR!" - A British asking for butter.
Y is an H that really needs to pee.
Does "piece of cake" mean that something is very difficult if you're on a diet?
Someday, we're going to sit on the couch with our children and show them albums of our best tweets.
UKrainians are British people who were born in the rain.
"الوقاية خيرٌ من العيال." -كوندومز.
"You are what you eat." علشان كده الصينيين زي الرز.
ANYTHING CAN BE FOOD IF YOU CHEW HARD ENOUGH.
Don't spend all your money on cupcakes or it'll all go to waist.
I wonder which part of my brain is responsible for ignoring what the rest of my brain says.
Are lazy skinny people called couch fries?
Who needs a girlfriend when you can put Nutella on bananas! But then again, who needs bananas when you can put Nutella on your girlfriend.
"When I arrive, all the fans go crazy!" - Summer.
"Hummmm ya walad" - A camel
"I enjoy long walks on the peach." -An ant
When letters get married they say their vowels.
Guys in skinny jeans should سيس to exist.
"Grab somebody sexy, tell them 'HEY, give me EVERYTHING.'" - Mugging 101.
Life in Egypt: Survival of the fittik.
"WORTH IT!" - The cat that died from curiosity.