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Just realized I haven’t had bananas in months.
“El facebook 3amalto aho ya doctor! Ba5tar el sora. Esmo الشارد. Esm 7elw keda.”
*hears a distant continuous car horn coming closer*
*car passes by on 40km/h still honking*
*makes a Jim Halpert face*
I’m starting to feel guilty about not having had certain dreams. If natural selection were based on aspirations I would be a fossil.
Not sure if stubborn or stupid.
I know that men are very protective of their significant other but if we’re sitting at the same table at least introduce us ya gada3.
I love breakfast.
Never trust a barber that works in unidirectional light.
*takes extra wide steps to avoid black floor tiles*
And I giggle behind my book like that just coincided with a funny paragraph with precision.