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Zesty soup. 💙
Today’s workout: Boxing; pack very heavy objects into boxes for storage.
Security guard just started to search me from the boobs. I’d be very upset if I had boobs.
Confusion makes me edgy.
🎶 Because I’m happy :’(
Smash Mouth: you’ll never shine if you don’t glow🎶
Me: WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?
Smash Mouth: You’ll never know if you don’t go🎶
Me: BUT DO I REALLY WANT TO KNOW?
Nefsi f ataraxia.
When I go to work early and have nothing to do, I tidy.
I’m never too old to hide the price tag from my parents.
Why am I not a cartoon character?
Walked through a festival and all I noticed were the burgers and shawerma stands.
I have an huge amount of respect for passengers that have pens.
Memories and dreams are made of the same clay; can’t tell what actually was from what wasn’t.
الدكتور الّي عايز يخلع وأنت تغطيه بيبان من دخلته؛ نظرة، فابسامة، ف”إيه”، فتفهم وتقول له إمشي يا محمد روَّح.
But mom, do I HAVE to be alive?