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It's a good day if by the end you feel like you have earned your sleep and it's not just "bed time".
I'm so grateful that farts are colourless.
One day I'll drive a convertible in black leather driving-gloves, with one hand on the wheel, singing "I could be in a rock'n roll dream"
I was so excited for the new spanish sauce I was about to try all I could think of was fiestas and siestas.
It was very disappointing when I first ordered food and discovered that the spanish sauce was actually spinach.
The problem with noisy neighbours is that the noise is in the walls. If you put your earphones on you can still feel it in your feet.
*moves the chair until the edge of the table touches his chest*
How does one have this so called "fun"? Do you catch it like a cold?
اصحي ضميري ينام. احاول انام ضميري يصحي.
"يا نهار اسود!" - انا في معظم الايام عادي.
"يا نهار اسود!" - انا وانا فرحان لو كان مصر فيها بلاك فرايداي.
Wake up calls but for your conscience.