Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Don't shit on my Corn Flakes and tell me they're Cocoa Krispies.
Damn the fucking Autobahn is slow today. Wait, this is the Interstate...that explains it. Sorry!
The high school on Glee has a football team, really?
I wanna party with Herman Cain!
I bet if Richard Simmons was my tailor, he'd measure my Inseam thoroughly. And only my Inseam.
As long as they never take Kate Plus 8 off the air, everything will be fine.