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My favorite idea of fun? Imagining how lovely the brown of your leather belt will look on top of my black and blue wrists
Tenchi Universe forever.
I <3 titties
Oh cum on! You know you love snuggling in bed with a snatch full of warm semen! Lol get it! Get it! Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
Welcome to the Internet. It's where self entitled white people cry because it rained or some shit like that.
Space pirate for life
It's a good thing I hate everyone and everything.
Finally. A solid poop.
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY SMOKE CRACK???
Cram 11 marshmallows into your anus
I hate when dudes talk to me. No, I don't wanna date you. I'm single. Go away.
Dear poo, come outside into the toilet.
When you really love someone, no one else has or will ever matter.
HONK IF YOU'RE HORNY
I'm a cat.
Half naked people and extreme grinding is a bad thing?
When I sleep, I want a hand on my butt.
I refuse to be treated with anything less then what I deserve. Think I'm a bitch? Cool, fuck off.
I just want to go into every Winco and release the bees
Thanks period. I feel awesome!!!!
imma werewolf. im Ron Burgundy? i eat candy, french toast, bacon and chocolate milk.