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After 31 years in prison, Video was paroled today, despite a very moving victim's impact statement from the Radio Star's family.
broken air conditioner has turned my car into a sweat lodge on wheels. The wolf gives good directions but the hawk is a back seat driver.
Every white person in America thinks their oppressed ancestors came here no earlier than 1890. So why so many sounding like slaveholders?
I'll be a grown up the day that the mention of beef Stroganoff doesn't give me the giggles. #NotThatDay
Venison jerky always makes me think of Rudolph's father, and what a dick he was about the whole red nosed thing.
am calling dibs on the HLN anchor desk so I can rave to a panel of experts when Nancy Grace finally goes on a killing spree
I wish constant, guttural throat clearing & dramatic sneezes had the stigma that farting has.
Here's hoping the conclave is a sting operation by InterPol to bag a big batch of child rapists at once.
Tea Party people, listen up.You go on social media and threaten civil war. You think nobody is taking that seriously?
Believing in nothing makes life so boring.
So Tim Tebow is an OUT OF WORK virgin now.
95% of what I say is just me fuckin' around. But on that other 5%, you better shut up and listen. Rated NC-17. B.S. in Criminal Justice 2012 U2 Fan Girl