NYU - Where gay men are bountiful and straight girls enter a celibate and depressing period of their lives. ROFL.

My writing teacher answers the question how long a piece must be w/ a weird analogy: do YOU measure how long a kiss is? No, it just happens.

The worst feeling in the world is getting your book taken away.

She should just avoid all pop songs and stick to ballads. Reflection, What a Girl Wants, Beautiful, Hurt, all great songs.

.@barnardcollege tour & info session were so small and intimate, we went all around the circle & introduced ourselves. Lovely.

And I adored Shakespeare in Love. Damn, that is a good movie. How can such stupid fiction make me cry so much at the end??!

3 solid hours of Calc has my brain fried. I f*cking HATE parametric equations.

OMG, just disovered Annie Leibovitz's Disney Dreams series. So gorgeous. My fave is The Little Mermaid. http://3.ly/5Che

I adore my dad, but when he gives me & my bro dating advice, I can't take it at all, b/c he married my MOM. He's way out of her league.

Went back to my room and napped, overslept a bit, cleaned myself up and then went to AAA elections! #sweetsleep #sofreakingtired #killmenow

@bwog Alright, the comments on this are pretty hilarious. The back-and-forth on whether it's offensive... I see both sides of Under1Roof.

@harej Yeah, he's fake. Still a really fun Twitter account.

Kirk Douglas was kinda annoying & awkward. Randy Newman was funny, Billy Crystal was hilarious. Was his Bob Hope story true? I wish it was!

Think it would be too controversial/inappropriate to call my short story "Cold Hard Bitch"? LOL, it's a euphemism for "The Snow Queen."

@evanscotty Sigh, that's what I've been telling people for years. If only it was appreciated when it ran, it might still be showing today.

Just took a peek at the partial lunar eclipse. See? It's stuff like this that makes me glad that I'm a senior already into college.

She also handed out fruit flavored candy slices. Those things are pure sugar. My teeth felt gross after.

In Calc today, my teacher pulled out an orange, kiwi, carrot, lime, paper tree, and paper bell to demo finding the volume with integrals.

WTH? Andersen's most famous & best fairy tale isn't included in an anthology of Aesop, Grimm, & Andersen? Seriously messed up. I'm pissed.

I printed it out: it's 13 pages w/ tiny margins & size 10 font. I looked for it in my Harvard Classics Fairy Tales book but it wasn't there!