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A sense of humor is deliciously sexy.
Men just stop trying to figure us out. You're wasting precious time. Go have a beer.
Who do I speak to about quitting adulthood?
I'm very stressed out, I really need to cum
My answer to the checkout guy when he asked "How are you today?"
Nothing is sexier than a man who aims to please his woman.
Oh, you like me? I give it a week.
I'm just curious, do you fuck as good as you tweet?
Ladies, there's nothing wrong with having a filthy mind. Own that.
You look like you would ruin my life. Let's fuck.
I don't trust people who say they don't masturbate.
Your secrets are safe with me because I zone out everytime you speak.
I want to be the reason you smile every time you check your phone.
If I'm biting my bottom lip while you're speaking to me, I'm doing naughty things to you in my mind.
Panties: Because his fingers sliding them to the side is my favorite moment.
Let's skip all the romance and fuck me against the wall.
You know what's sexy?
A man who respects women.
Music makes me feel
Most importantly music makes me feel fuckin' alive.
Great minds fuck alike.
I don't subtweet. I'm a fucking adult. I'll ask my friend to DM you and ask if you like me or not.
I constantly get asked: Why do you RT women a lot?
My answer: Because the women here are funny & most importantly I'm not a jealous cunt.
I'm a naughty tweeter... I think. http://favstar.fm/users/Hello_Bella/recent