A sense of humor is deliciously sexy.

Men just stop trying to figure us out. You're wasting precious time. Go have a beer.

Who do I speak to about quitting adulthood?

I'm very stressed out, I really need to cum



My answer to the checkout guy when he asked "How are you today?"

Nothing is sexier than a man who aims to please his woman.

Oh, you like me? I give it a week.

I don't trust people who say they don't masturbate.

I'm just curious, do you fuck as good as you tweet?

You look like you would ruin my life. Let's fuck.

-women

Your secrets are safe with me because I zone out everytime you speak.

Ladies, there's nothing wrong with having a filthy mind. Own that.

I want to be the reason you smile every time you check your phone.

If I'm biting my bottom lip while you're speaking to me, I'm doing naughty things to you in my mind.

Let's skip all the romance and fuck me against the wall.

You know what's sexy?

A man who respects women.

Music makes me feel

Joy
Pain
Love
Calm
Hate
Free
Intoxicated
Powerful
Nostalgic
Sexual

Most importantly music makes me feel fuckin' alive.

Panties: Because his fingers sliding them to the side is my favorite moment.

Great minds fuck alike.

If you're funny, intelligent, cute and have a perverted mind, I'm keeping you.

I constantly get asked: Why do you RT women a lot?

My answer: Because the women here are funny & most importantly I'm not a jealous cunt.