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plaid_lemur
I bet if Sarah Palin meditated her mantra would be Um.
@plaid_lemur
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cravenheart
And don't even get me started on statements with no context.
@cravenheart
BeauBock
Twentieth Century Fox should really consider updating their name.
@BeauBock
cravenheart
Forgetful? Can't remember where you put things? There was an app for that, somewhere....
@cravenheart
yuckyducky
I hate when frozen veggies say DO NOT OVERCOOK. Listen, frozen veggies, I know what I'm doing. Boil 10 minutes. Get over yourself.
@yuckyducky
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RainyRivas
My recent projects are finally starting to come together and I am feeling more productive than Kate Gosselin's ovaries.
@RainyRivas
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twistedpfister
"....."
@twistedpfister
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MeetingBoy
"You're a VP account director, not queen. Back off!"
@MeetingBoy
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74ina66
St. Paddy's Day?!? There aren't any D's in Patrick...just the ones you must have gotten in Spelling
@74ina66
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raiselm
I celebrate by adding Irish prefixes everywhere.
We have a McConference call at 2 to O'review the Fitzproject.
@raiselm
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YouSeeMike
Me: Does your children's screaming ever get to you?

Neighbor: Kids will be kids.

Me: Not for long if you don't shut them the fuck up.
@YouSeeMike
BlingVodka
Easter candy. 'It's what's for dinner.'
@BlingVodka
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donchiefnerd
JUST IN: The sun came out and dried up all the rain. No sign of Itsy. Spider family worried. Details at noon.
@donchiefnerd
TerminalSingles
Who are these assholes riding me in traffic? If I go any faster I can't read your tweets.
@TerminalSingles
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OHguy7
Some of us like to end tweets with "Fellas?" or "Ladies?" I propose the bisexual "Felladies?" You must admit, it's catchy.
@OHguy7
TheBosha
Gotta' love that new iPhone commercial where they seem to be claiming you can actually make calls with it.
@TheBosha
MeetingBoy
Someone needs to tell this cabbie that cologne is for the body, not the back seat. Now this client will think we're gigalos.
@MeetingBoy
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Bauart
I haven't been up this early on a Saturday since Warner Bros. made cartoons.
@Bauart
raiselm
Konekotablets asked "have you ever seen a ghost?" - True story My grandma passed away when I was 12. She... http://tumblr.com/xbp7d43z5
@raiselm
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cpinck
You complete m
@cpinck
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