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I think my iPhone is mad at me. Saw me using the laptop and now it's not speaking to me.
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raiselmJeanM617yuckyducky
Tweetie2 just got a bitchslap. Hello backup plan!
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JeanM617
*looks at clock* O.O *runs into shower* O.o *pulls shower curtain shut* #mimememe
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iamyoushouldtookambrockMODATJeanM617SilkPillowNFS2912DoogieHowser_MDnavanaxBlondHousewife
@moegreeb 'Kinda' quiet?? I could hear a pin drop on my timeline. *drops pin* ::ping:: ::ping:: ::ping:: I'm even getting echoes.
@HemiRT5pt7 in reply to moegreeb
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NFS2912SilkPillowBlondHousewife
Is Twitter running really slow this morning, or has everyone I Follow turned into a mime?
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avi1111navanaxtwistedpfisterBlondHousewife
Tomorrow, in honour of St. Patrick's Day, I will NOT be wearing green.
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MeesterNickdropdeadchrisnavanaxIts_just_ryantwistedpfisterBlondHousewife
*grabs pack of cigarettes* *pours another cup of coffee* -----------------> *walks in to Twitter* Good Morning kids!
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MeesterNickSilkPillowrbokBlondHousewife
Mmmm.....a long rainy weekend.
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raiselmBlondHousewifeBillMc7
@StndrdBitch Work: a place that keeps one from doing things one would rather do with people other than those they are stuck with all day.
@HemiRT5pt7 in reply to StndrdBitch
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MeetingBoynavanaxtopnotchtutorBettyLiesBlondHousewife
Good Morning Darlings! The sun is out and the birds are chirping. What the fuck are we doing at work?
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joesmithreallyBlondHousewiferaiselmnavanaxtopnotchtutorBettyLies
Grr. Downloaded a backup iPhone app for Twitter cuz @Tweetie is being a beyotch today. Does this new app make me look fat?
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iamyoushouldtooBlondHousewifeThe_Sock_Puppettopnotchtutor
When applying IcyHot to knee, it's best to pull sweatpant leg UP as opposed to pulling sweats down. Also: inner thigh burning right now brb
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mcritzkambrockBlondHousewifeFormerPoliceBlingVodkaThe_Sock_Puppet
Off to the accountant for tax time. Wish me luck and a REFUND this year!
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joesmithreallyFormerPoliceBlondHousewifeBlingVodka
Is 'fucktardism' a word? Because I have found a person that is the epitome of it.
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cravenheartMeetingBoyCaveMaster5000peterfitzwelSilkPillowFormerPoliceBlingVodkaBlondHousewifeThe_Sock_Puppetnavanaxtopnotchtutor
Why isn't it 5:00PM yet?
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MeetingBoyMeesterNickFormerPoliceBlondHousewife
While shopping in Lowe's, a guy walked up to me and said my hair looked 'very Rod Stewart'.
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CapsaholicCroweJambehindyourbackcoreyhindsnavanaxFormerPoliceBlondHousewife
@Tony_E_NC Once it gets hooked up, if I turn the blower on to "high", it will probably suck me up and shoot me out the roof vent.
@HemiRT5pt7 in reply to Tony_E_NC
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JeanM617SilkPillowFormerPoliceBlondHousewifeThe_Sock_Puppet
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