RT @interdome: Joe Biden crashes through the roof of the auditorium on a hang glider, screaming, "Time to take out the trash!"

Usain Bolt finished so fast, NBC's delay will only be 5 hours.

Never has a 24 year old virgin been so idolized by guys

RT @adambuckled: You know Bin Laden will still keep releasing tapes like he's Tupac.

Interesting RT @tweetsmarter: Retwact helps you issue a correction on #Twitter to everyone that retweeted mistake  http://tnw.co/13KDEmI 

SOMEONE GO WAKE UP THE SENATE. NOW.

Yet....RT @scottbolohan: I've now met two people in real life from Twitter. Thanks for not murdering me @henjealy and @bryanuf.

Dear rest of the world, Born in the U.S.A is not a patriotic song. #PassItOn

You have a really cheap GPS RT @thomastowell: I was worried for a second there. http://t.co/z3qUUguS

@unseeingeyes Life is always a gamble, & when it comes down to it, the more you have, the more u put forth, the more u got to lose ;) #truth

2 games, 1 cup #Hawks

Um, the "run a lot" one... RT @phampants: @henjealy What marathon training program do you use?

@rickygervais It's not ok to ridicule the belief--it's "ok" (aka, necessary) to intervene if someone is being denied treatment based on it.

#YYuNo pitch perfect game?

Packers D couldn't stop a car with square wheels. #Zing

Rape just can't catch a break in this country.

$153.80 to go! Thank you everyone who has donated and shared. Just one more day to reach my goal for #CM12! http://t.co/78GMR6wk

This is why we can't have nice things RT @hellogiggles: Facebook bought INSTAGRAM!!!!!!!

If no 1 hits this jackpot, can we get 174 million people go in on a pool so we have a better chance of not having to talk about it anymore?

A @pinterest board of unique resumes #ThinkOutsideTheTemplate http://t.co/tjUotRlc