@f1sasha 19 years ago today, I sold colddrinks to the people in the long ques, and made enough profit to buy my 1st pair of Nike trainers.

@bwithbacon @meaganbb1 that, and she retweets her mentions!

@mediocregee @just_lee_ well, actually ummmm.... pic.twitter.com/5NjE91KId0

All I want for Xmas is for this fucking squirts to end!

I renamed my toilet Wall Street, so everyday I #occupywallstreet

A hunters way of thinking:"There is nothing more beautiful than a wild animal, except a wild animal that I killed."

"@marelize333: Getting my #SamsungS4 this week... I think that deserves a high-5" *High 5 from my S4!*

Happy Mothers day! Especially to the MILFS.

@pienktamatie jy moes dit maak rym het: ......kyk na die dak. Ek wens jy wil huis toe kom, want sonder jou wees is kak.

@pienktamatie koud, moeg, gatvol en bly! So nie te kak nie! En hoe gaan dit met jou?

@pienktamatie dag sê

History retweets itself

What was up with The Beach Boys?

@garethcliff what did you say before that? Shitter? Bog? Witbank?

Something I hide very well RT “@tigersgoroooar: What’s abs”

A little funny at least? “@raquelevita: Racism in #Kuwait - actual ad: pic.twitter.com/8zALM71V via @organica_”

Fokken dik gesmeer bra! “@mindless_pixie: Do you think Batgirl likes Nutella?”

@helenzille the rhino on Table Mountain pic.twitter.com/aQsD3kSz

a child rapist @adoretokiohotel #RIPJaimeRubio you're in a better place. ♥ who was he?

RT “@blackstewi_: if abortion is murder..does that make condoms kidnapping?”