Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
If this gets 10k retweets. I'll tweet "Wow I just got 10k retweets for nothing."
Pros and Cons to fist fighting a horse. Pros: Eternal glory, medals, Nobel Peace prize. Cons: You can die.
Fathers day should always fall on a Thursday. #FaThursday
Also shorts without pockets CAN SUCK MY DICK
Not tonight, Taylor Swift
She then proceeds to give me her number and I proceed to block her on Twitter so I can write this story
Just bought 48 children off the black market. GOTTA LOVE CYBER MONDAY!
Literally just had a guy complain to me that his Ranch sauce wasn't a barbeque. Dude had no idea what ranch was.
Never give up. Great things take time.
I absolutely love tweeting and all this nonsense. I don't even care if I never get Twitter famous, this shit is fun
I live with my Mom and two sisters. Me and my Dad haven't had power for 19 years.
They dont deserve #1. They can't touch the WCHA. They cant touch Hockey east. They wont make it to Pitt. Go ahead keep doubting.
Dear people who pay money for those shoes that "Feel like you're barefoot.", run barefoot. You're welcome.
Coach. Writer for QU Hockey Blog. Socially accepted babysitter. Love Buddhas, Softball, and Wombats. I need to be reminded a lot . Joe Mauer did my voicemail.